Aug 29, 2024
I just couldn’t stop thinking about a Shadow version of this Urusei Yatsura moment. This might be the most amount of time I’ve put into essentially a shitpost tbh.
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I just couldn’t stop thinking about a Shadow version of this Urusei Yatsura moment. This might be the most amount of time I’ve put into essentially a shitpost tbh.
For the prompts: Bo
i’m combining this with the anonymous prompt ‘pets’ that i got too uwu
“Look at you two,” Fallon stopped in the doorway of the sitting room, quirking an eyebrow at the sight of Kirby sprawled out on the carpet holding a magazine over her head, while Bo took his place on the couch.
It seemed a little backwards, but given Kirby’s newfound obsession with the Bloodhound - not to mention a more-than-likely genetic predisposition to dogs, if her father was any indication - it wasn’t surprising.
Tilting her head back to observe Fallon upside-down, Kirby’s face broke out into a smile, and she dropped the magazine at her side.
“What are you doing on the floor?”
“Couch was taken,” Kirby pointed out, settling in as Fallon approached her. “Wow, even pretty from this angle.”
Standing directly above her head and staring down at her, Fallon tried to resist looking too endeared. The comment was intentionally cheesy, but then again, most of Kirby’s flirting usually was.
“There are other couches,” she pointed out.
“True, but then I’m not within optimal petting distance.” To hammer home her point, Kirby reached up and scratched Bo’s side, causing him to snuffle quietly and adjust himself more comfortably on the cushions.
“He’s not even supposed to be on the furniture,” Fallon sighed, settling in beside the dog and giving him a pat of her own.
“Why not? He’s a Carrington. I wouldn’t kick you off the couch.”
“I find that hard to believe,” Fallon countered, smirking down at the other woman as she rolled over onto her stomach to prop herself up on her elbows.
“Well… not for no reason,” Kirby ceded, mirroring Fallon’s smirk before sitting up fully and reaching for the dog again. “Ugh. I can’t believe how long I begged for a dog and you didn’t get one until after I was gone.”
“To be fair, the dog was to replace Alexis, not you,” Fallon pointed out.
“As if you could replace me,” Kirby snarked back, though her words hung in the air for a moment before Fallon cleared her throat.
“Of course not.” Fallon agreed. “At least not with a dog. Maybe some kind of exotic bird.”
“Hey!”
Twisting away and pulling her legs up underneath herself on the couch, Fallon laughed as Kirby used the pillow she had been propped on to swing on the brunette, barely missing her but succeeding in jostling Bo awake once more.
Kirby followed her, though, scrambling up onto her knees and swinging the pillow again, this time smacking it against Fallon’s outstretched arm.
“I’d replace you with an iguana!” she insisted.
“Expensive, exotic, gets to sit in the warmth all day… I can handle that comparison.” Fallon grabbed the pillow when the redhead swung on her a third time, wrestling it away from her and then tucking it behind herself for safe keeping.
“Slimy, kind of bug-eyed…” Kirby continued the description, but the grin on her face took the venom out of her words.
“Hilarious,” Fallon deadpanned, settling in to her spot a little more as Kirby rested her hands on her thighs and caught her own breath.
“I stand by it, though. It is a little unfair.”
Fallon watched the redhead’s face carefully for a moment, before shrugging and trying to keep her tone as casual as possible - as to not incite an over-enthusiastic response.
“Well, maybe we could look into it.”
“Look into what?” Kirby asked, pushing herself up from her knees to stand, causing Fallon to tilt her head back to keep her gaze on hers.
“A pet. Bo is old, now, anyway, maybe you should learn some real responsibility. Deal with the whole puppyhood nightmare of training yourself.”
She watched the realization dawn on Kirby’s face as she contemplated Fallon’s words, before letting out an excited squeal and nearly tackling the brunette on her spot on the couch.
“Ah, okay, bony dog ass in my spine!” Fallon protested, wincing through the hug and sighing in relief when Kirby quickly let go of her and sat up.
“Oh, sorry.”
Bo huffily got up as well, once Fallon was no longer squished on top of him, and climbed down from the couch, plopping down in Kirby’s previous spot on the floor instead.
“When can we go? Can we go now?”
“I said look into it, Kirby, not immediately go find a breeder, and -”
“I don’t want that,” Kirby insisted. “If I’m getting a dog I’m doing it the right way. One that needs a home. Not just the result of stuffy designer genetic inbreeding. No offence, Bo.”
Both women glanced at the dog in question, but he was already fast asleep again.
“Fine. Go get dressed.”
Kirby nearly left a cloud of dust behind herself as she scampered off, leaving Fallon to call after her, “We’re just looking today!”
“Yeah, yeah!” she called back, but Fallon was sure she could hear the self-assured smirk in her tone.
For soft asks: daydreams, freckles, dimples, honey, and clouds
daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?Depends on how realistic I can or can’t be. Hindsight, something that could change things, or something where I can live in peace in solitude.
freckles - most-worn article of clothing?Probably PJ Pants. I don’t go out much, otherwise I have these pairs of leggings that look like skinny jeans. They comfy.
dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?I like eyes and lips a lot. Jaw is also another one.
honey - favorite term of endearment?‘Love’ is always one that makes me feel at bliss.
clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?I have this reoccurring dream that I have like once every 3 years-ish (hard estimate). It’s very specific/detailed and it’s me growing up being neighbors with a crush I had in elementary school... It’s pretty much your heartfelt flick where we grow up together being in love the whole time but like the slow burn way until I (somehow) get into college and have to move into a dorm and he stays home, waiting for me. Sometimes we find our way back to each other, sometimes the dream ends in that goodbye. Either way when I wake up it’s one of those dreams that actually leaves me waking up feeling like I was actually in love and being loved by someone, and hurts like shit when I realize it was only a dream, but still love the feeling before that part. It’s a cheesy film, but it’s the one I literally have in my dreams.
unrated-g:
I did NOT kill Nil he was just a socially awkward murder friend. And omg the game has some of the best ancillary materials with this collectibles. Some of the stories in them made me cry, particularly the ones with the like... panorama scenery holograms. The game is soooo good.
oh my god Nil IS just a socialy awkward murder friend!!! i mean he’s definitely Lawful Evil but he just wants to be murder friends with you!!
and oh my god THE FUCKING VANTAGE POINTS reading them all in order once i collected them all had me with fucking TEARS streaming down my face. just. what a great idea it was to have a very specific set of collectables for you to find that provides world building from the POV of a character you will never meet!! it kind of reminds me of Ish’s notes from The Last of Us. we never meet this character but i’m so invested in their story.
oh and the Banuk figures made me cry too. like those collectables had even less to do w the main story but just reading these horribly sad letters just helped make the world feel more real ya know? “... i leave you this offering though it will never touch the warmth of your hands” stabbing me directly in the heart would hurt less jfc
HZD IS A GOOD GAME!!!!
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Instagram does this thing where it purposefully delays notifications to try and keep you engaged with the app. Sometimes it’s super transparent, like when you get a new follower, and then the next day they like something. I tested it with a friend recently and liked all of her posts and it took four days for the notifications to finish. It’s one of the reasons so many artists have been looking for alternatives.
or stephanie beatriz posts your art and your phone explodes
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I don't know if I have it in me to Platinum Jak II and III again.... at the very least not Jak II.... the hellcat cruisers ughhhhh
3 was a cakewalk compared to 2, even with all those egg glitches i did lmao. but just........imagine a jak 2............that not only looks nice, but isn’t actual torture to play?? that is my DREAM
(jak 3 is fine, but if they feel like changing the ending i wouldn’t complain tbh)
I keep seeing the Brazilian Miku fan art thought she’d be a great fit as a guest character in Samba de Amigo. Here’s a quick mock-up of what that might look like.
I’d waited years for the Pokémon Center to restock the big Appletun plush, so I had to jump at the opportunity to order when they finally made it available again last fall. He just got here today and I can’t believe the little boost of serotonin I get every time I see him now.