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Unsolicited Advice For Men #1

If the household pet pisses under the couch, and then your wife asks you to check the adjacent rug, actually CHECK IT.

If, hours later, your wife checks the rug and advises you that yes, the rug did get wet with dog piss, the appropriate response IS NOT “And what do you want me to do about it?”