[+ aaiita ffor pretending to be ddead for rroughly 5 bilunar perigees to avoid grrumblr disccourse? -]
[+ i (ageanon, hemoanon, planetanon) ggot ssick for a wwipe or so and ended up mmissing the start of a nnew discourse ccycle, rrendering me completely unable to understand whhat these bbastards were arguing about -]
[+ naturally, i ppretended to be ddead for 5 pperigees or so to avoid having to engage. mmy (now ex) kismmesis attempted to rreach out to mme and ii ssaid nnothing. additionally, tto sell it, i mmade my (now ex) matesprrit "disappear" with me; hhis body still has not been ffound. thhis may seem extreme, bbut you must understand he was kkind of annoying. -]
[+ aannyway, mmy ex kismesis is ppissed, ffor some rreason. apparently ii am a "mmanipulative llowblooded bbarkbeast", eeven thhough i only wanted to avvoid grumblr ddiscourse (clearly stated in the title of the ppost), and am nnot a lowbllood, legally. AITA? -]
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