#unstablecryptid

[nolanhattrick]

WHERE IS THE HOCKEY YAOI!!!!!!!!

did you not see my post from this morning where they call each other cute and breedable. you're slackin boy

[chelseasdagger]

CKEKFKEKFKSKSK PLEASE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

happy valentine’s day hun!! 🩵

[chellestrash]

DUUUDE happy valentine’s day!!

did i snort-laugh out loud at this in the middle of the office?

…maybe.

[nolanhattrick]

ill watch hockey when the outfits get sluttier. (or when i actually remember when I'm free)

be prepared for me to spam you the times and dates of every game of every hot man currently playing in the nhl and ahl then

[chellestrash]

hey hiiiiiiii

AAAAAAAA

hiiiiiii hi hellooooo, what’s up?

[chellestrash]

FERAL...FRIDAY

okay my bullshit this week is frank (preferably bearded frank because I'm sane) tied up, giving him head while simultaneously playing with his nipples (I have my reasons iykyk) but basically I just want that man to be a squirming desperate mess . one could say just let that man be a sub for a bit... As a treat

let frank be a sub.

listen, in my head the man is a sub, he’s a sub who thinks he’s a dom but he’s not he’s really not yeah he’s all big and rough and tough and scary but eeeeeh come on we can see right through that…right?! okay idk maybe i’m crazy PFFF

but i love this, i love that idea i love the idea of having frank with his hand tied up above his head (do i possibly think about him breaking the fixing headboard to free his hands at some point? maybeee) his legs spread open on the bed just for you

the idea of having him like that just being able to do whatever you want to him? edging him with your hand or your mouth or this and that, playing with his nipples, licking and biting him over and over and over again. bringing him to a state where he can’t stop the grunts or the way he tries to move away or push his hips up or touch himself but he just can’t do any of it?

OHHHH SHIT OKAY BUT calming him by telling him how good he’s doing?! “so good for me frankie huh? attaboy that’s it look at that you can take it huh? you’ll be a good boy for me and take it?” okay nvm i don’t think i’d calm him down i think it would hit him even fucking harder

listeeeen i kove frank being a sub i love that idea with every little fibber of my being so if you’ll give me an idea like this, yes i will think about it, yes i’ll consider writing a fic like that…yes i probably won’t write it but shhhhhh

…licking up from the base right to the tip just painful slow while he tried to warn you to stop…c’mon

[chellestrash]

Happy feral friday!!!

This gif that's all I'm thinking about

OKAY LISTEN I-

i’m calling my julian expert @chelseasdagger WHYYY WHY DID THEY HAD TO ZOOM IN ON IT WHY?! (so glad they did)

the way i just want to put it in my m-*gunshot* i mean for safekeeping you know?

help

[nolanhattrick]

you wanna fuck me so bad