#unsurprised.

[iamthemanager]

Dear Manager

I wish to inform you that Miss Binah has been amused by recent antics, both The Great Cutout War and the situation regarding your personal relationships.

Sincerely, a Floor of Philosophy Assistant Librarian

I...

Why am I not surprised? I'm glad she's still finding amusement in my helpless flailing around, haha.

[a-being-of-pure-vitriol]

I just did the math uh. is that like 12 days worth of time

[plantb0t]

My mom is like... "are you gonna tell your dad you're gay? Because I'm not going to tell him for you" and then like 5 seconds later is like "ok yeah I already told your dad" like... ok then?

[dongerchomper-blog]

and. there’s the. bad mood.

[glasspicious]

we did a thing in class today where we calculated who was most like hitler and who was most like stalin. i was most like stalin.