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//OOC;; Hello, and welcome to my Ayin Askblog, run by Kitty ( @strangefellows is my main as this is a sideblog). I am 18+, in the US, etc etc.

Expect to find a very traumatized and autistic wet cat of a man who is blogging from the Light for some reason, post Ruina. Asks and submissions welcome! Ayin hate is not tolerated in this household, and I do retain the right not to answer an ask at any time if I choose. Other than that, go nuts!

#;ooc post #ayin lobcorp #ayin lobotomy corporation #lobotomy corporation #project moon #(( mun/writer subscribes to the limbus dante is ayin theory so Will be making jokes about it whenever i'm given a chance ))#(( not sure what else I need to add ))#(( pinning this tbh ))

ooc: is this blog still active?

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Hi everyone! I'll answer here for everyone who follows, as I've mentioned on my personal blog a couple times--

No, the blog isn't dead, and I'm so sorry it's been so quiet. A mix of things being extremely rough for me IRL and my AuDHD being. AuDHD means I've been unable to get myself to answer any of my asks in my ask box for a bit.

Hopefully soon I'll get to all of them! And I am sorry for my brain being a dumpsterfire. But I promise this isn't a dead blog~

#;ooc post #(( not dead just suffering irl ))

Tiphereth has begrudgingly joined us in making a book domino chain. She says the she needs to supervise us, but... We can have our theories, no? (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

Oh! That sounds fun!

I hope she enjoys herself along with you. While she's supervising, of course, hehe.

#that's lovely i'm glad.#but also. oh. did she listen to me...?#well either way #i'm glad she's trying to enjoy herself

Melting Love is getting thrown in both We Can Change Anything and Singing Machine. Put the the slime woman in murderous contraptions, it's what she deserves.

HA

Haha....I'm torn between scientific curiosity and LET'S NOT DO THAT AND SAY WE DID.

#then again she DID do a lot of damage over the loops so maybe she deserves a little Contraption for her crimes #but also terrible idea #let's not risk it

Yo Manager, do you use any labels (in the LGBTQ context) to describe yourself? Personally I'm Aro and Ace.

Um.

You'll have to forgive me I am dense, oblivious, and was too busy being very autistic and severely depressed during much of my formative years to pay much attention to labels.

But uh.

I. I think I'm the one that likes both? Whichever that is?

This is very new to me okay.

#i'm still processing it to be honest #aaaaaa?

Dumb Abnormality Ideas #9

Feed Singing Machine glue. Or tar. Or literally any liquid that'll keep it shut. I don't care how much it takes, I just want that glorified meat grinder to stay shut.

PLEASE

This is also not a dumb idea I also want that glorified meat grinder to stay shut.

#........horrible idea: is melting love sticky enough?#let's not test that

It can be infuriating how childish the Ass. Librarians sometimes are. They are like teenagers but smarter and far more skilled. Then again, many of them are teenagers. And many more of them didn't have the opportunity to actually be children, to have a childhood... They have that opportunity now, in a safe environment surrounded by loving people, so I can't say I blame them. Still, all that being said, I am going to LOSE IT one of these days.

- Tiphereth

....

Tiphereth?

You're going to hit me with a book for this, but um.

You are also an extremely smart and skilled teenager - more or less - who didn't have the chance to be a kid or have much of a childhood.

So, uh. Cut them some slack? And maybe go have a little fun too?

#something something pot and kettle #and i'm gonna get a book thrown at me #but really tiphereth #go be a kid with them sometimes ok?#you deserve it

Dear Manager

I wish to inform you that Miss Binah has been amused by recent antics, both The Great Cutout War and the situation regarding your personal relationships.

Sincerely, a Floor of Philosophy Assistant Librarian

I...

Why am I not surprised? I'm glad she's still finding amusement in my helpless flailing around, haha.

#unsurprised.#she's like that #as long as she's just Watching i guess

The Great Cutout War

Location: The Library (in The Outskirts)

Result: Total Cutout Crusher victory, including the destruction of all cutouts, cutout construction facilities and the disbandment of The Cutout Army.

Belligerents:

The Cutout Crushers: Angela, Malkuth, Yesod, Chesed, Gebura, and Tiphereth.

The Cutout Army: An unknown amount of Assistant Librarians of unknown identities, with the exception of the Dumb Abnormality Ideas author.

Casualties and losses:

- 50+ cutouts.

- Specialized equipment and tools.

- One or more ladders.

- Malkuth's patience.

- Roland's dignity and limbs (presumably).

- Ayin's boredom.

- Everyone's time.

Now faithfully documented for posterity!

It was a good run, may we have many more eventful incidents like this one where nobody gets hurt and nothing is lost save inanimate objects, time, and, uh....minimal bodily harm (sorry, Roland?).

#hehe.#really it was a good run #you guys did great #onto the next library adventure!

I-it isn't that bad, haha~

Really, though, Ayin... it's good to be able to see you again, even if... well. We can certainly talk more on that when you're back home, can't we?

Along with that coffee I owe you~ though, all things considered, I think I owe you more than just the one, yes?

Ah- hm... that is... you're- free to come for coffee any time. No matter the shape or level of fluff~

A-Ah!!!!

There-- there you are, I'm glad you're okay, the assistants made it, um, seem-- ahem.

I'm...glad you, um-- I-- that is--

Yeah. Yeah, we...can talk about a lot of things when I'm back home. It'll be nice to do more than just listen. To...talk to each other, this time. And, um...I'll be happy to join you any time. No matter my level of fluff, haha.

#you do owe me a lot of coffee.#and...i'll be right there for every single cup #ben too if he doesn't mind

Manager, I regret to inform you that she is probably going to dismember you when you get back and that there is exceedingly little we can do to stop it. Best we can do is beg or guilt trip as far as I know.

Oh :(

Well, um. As long as she put me back together, then, I guess?

I did say I'd let her take things out on me if she needs, she is justified...

Ow :(

#sniff #well can't say it won't be the worst pain i ever felt at this point so #might as well get it over with haha

Is... Is The Great Cutout War over? Has peace returned to the Library?.. Nevermind, Chesed is still having his gay panic. And my fellow Assistants exist.

With the Ass Librarian Army around, there's never going to be any peace, haha.

But...it's a nice chaos. A fun chaos. A harmless chaos.

And, in a way, that's its own peace, isn't it?

#is. is he still?#r-really?

Roland is one of Angela's closest friends so if anyone could get away with it, it's him. Though he might get a tiiiiiiny bit dismembered it's all in good fun (...I think).

I-- huh.

Well, as long as he's alright with getting a tiny bit dismembered, more power to them both! I'm glad Angela has a friend.

#once again better him than me #please don't let her dismember me

WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ANGELA CUTOUT!!!! Ok so after Malkuth was done and finally chilled out (she's was a bit sleepy) things calmed down for a bit. Annnnnnnd then Roland ran by followed by Angela trying to hit him with the cutout. Malkuth then followed Angela. She probably wants to see the destruction of the last cutout. I am not following them, no thank you! Being in the crossfire? Bad idea, as I've learned.

....

So-- so Roland had the cutout???

Admittedly I don't know him well, but is he stupid? He should have known better! But that's still hilarious, always nice to see Angela getting up to antics with everyone.

#better him than me! haha #definitely stay out of it

strangefellows

A twitter mutual asked people to draw Ayin, so I kinda went overboard lol whoops.

Story time with Abnormality Dad! I know Road Home and Servant aren't in LobCorp, but let him have more kids, okay? I love the relationship potential he has with all of the little critters in the facility, and I tend to write him a little like Laios Dunmeshi in that sense of fascination with them. Less 'eating' though, but more that general hyperfixated adoration and interest. Even if most of them could kill him. And some of them probably have, looking at you [CENSORED]. But in the meantime he's gonna just read stories to the little ones.

(I love Punishing Bird, so he's here too.)

iamthemanager

//ooc; I figured I'd put this here anyway for people after that last ask! It's really cute.

#;ooc post #;image post

Dumb Abnormality Ideas #8

A playdate between Child of the Galaxy, Laetitia and Scorched Girl. That's it. That's the idea.

Oh no yes!

That would be adorable, I'd love that! Hey, invite Road Home, too, that new one!

Maybe the magical girls would want to, they seem to be on the younger end...or at least Queenie. She's great if she has people to take care of, she might seem hard to manage but she's really not...

#that's actually not a dumb idea at all #(( ooc: //anon i literally drew this it's on my main blog if you send a separate ask or smth i can link it to you ))

"The simplest solution is often the best solution"

-Yesod, probably

I can see him saying that, yeah, haha!

He's the kind of smart that can come up with complex solutions but also knows when you don't need one.

#i was surprised to hear his floor is tech sciences because he was a biologist #but the more i thought about it the more it suits him perfectly

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