#unsurprisinglyunethical

[drawbauchery]

What's a pillow princess? I'm curious yet afraid to google it. It seems like a mistake to do so.

you can google it, it’s not bad lol

[ask-my-little-humans]

I already know Twi, Rarity and AJ are overworking themselves as we speak. I'm going to kindly ask you to stop before I call the back-up (AKA Pinkamena Diane Pie).

PP: I think I came too late……..

[turffieldstadium]

Uh I made a bit of a challenge of myself and only caught female pokemon. Luckily, my starter was female too. I did play on someone else's switch so I can't remember all their names, but I do know that I'm obsessed with giving pokemon mythological names. Female Cinderace (AKA Pele); Corviknight (AKA ???); Mudsdale (AKA Epona); Vileplume (AKA Demeter); Malamar (AKA Cerces); Alcremie (AKA ???). All female of course.

I almost had an all female team by accident lmao

[shes-claws-deep]

To be quite honest, I'm really new to all sorts of sex stuff, but I suppose I want to try everything. I uh, I'm super shy and quiet plus I don't really like pain. Despite all this, I really want to try your brothel. Even if it'll be my first time! What do you suggest for virgin girls like me?

Ooo, welcome, welcome! Good to see an adventurous soul :))

Hmm, I’d definitely recommend Lucio. He’s very attentive, very responsive, and most of all, very obedient. Lucio is the best with virgin girls as his cock isn’t too big and his hands and mouth are very talented. As he’s upbeat yet gentle, he’ll have you feeling comfortable and confident in no time! He’s not the sort to pressure you or challenge you, so you can find your feet quickly. 

I’ve trained Lucio to be well versed in almost every kink, so if you need a quick lesson or some advice while you’re doing it, he will be more than happy to help you out. If you like music while you play, Lucio also has a vast collection of music for you to choose from. And lastly, he’s vocal in bed. Very, very vocal. Never worry about whether he likes it or not, because he will tell you. Well, in between moans and whimpers, of course.

[dankanronpamemes]

5:08 AM, Massachusetts (USA), I still haven't slept, Joker vs Junko cause of Anime Harley Quinn

ooh joker vs junko reply with who you think would win

[shes-claws-deep]

(Sorry if you get confused I tend to get into character with these type of things) Heya Miss! I understand that you have lovely ladies that need, uh, lovin'! I'm only 'round 5'4" but I still say I can pack a punch! Long story short, I'm a lesbian MMA fighter, who loves fighting and the rush by the way, looking to go a couple rounds in a different kinda ring. So whaddya thinking?

(You’re alright! This is fine)

Ah, a fighter! Excellent, excellent, I think I have just the right girl for you. 

My dear Sombra has been itching for a fight recently. She enjoys being choked into submission in the ring, fighting and struggling for victory. That’s not to say she won’t give you a challenge, though, oh on the contrary she’s very good at close combat. Grappling, boxing, throwing, she can do it all. 

Good thing she enjoys losing. Losing badly. She never wants to tap out until you’ve absolutely established your dominance by pinning her in place. You can wrench her arm back or her leg back, she doesn’t mind. Although, if you can sit on her face to just cut her off for a little bit, she’ll love it. Oh, and don’t forget that you can rip her clothes off her. It might make it harder to grapple, but the more turned on Sombra gets, the dumber she acts. In a sense, her pussy takes over her better judgement. Finger her a couple of times too, she might blank out and flop down, even if you’re on top of her. Oh, and her nipples. They’re pierced so just take care you don’t rip them out, but feel free to tug on them and pinch her nipples so she weakens.

And if you make her cum, she’s just gonna give a token resistance as you take your victory, complete with face sitting and collaring.

[shes-claws-deep]

If it's okay, I'm afraid I was more hoping for a dom. Maybe even a female dom? What do you call that? I don't know. Not to say Lucio isn't good too! I mean he's okay and he's nice, but you know. I'm not being too picky am I?

I’m sorry, I’m afraid Overwatch Brothel caters to a dominant clientele. If you wish for one of the workers to dominate you, you’ll have to approach Miss Amara for her paid services.

[dankanronpamemes]

I think I replied or whatever but I'm not sure cause I'm on mobile. Anyways, I'm gonna say Joker, considering I rewatched the Death Battle between him and Sweet Tooth.

yep that probably seems accurate