Sep 17, 2015
UNWIZARD SAID: AMPUTATE!
Clearly flame damage would fix this.
BEDTIMEFORDEMOCRACY SAID:BUT YOU’RE TOO FAR AND IM TOO TIRED
But my face! It’s gonna be a giant bruise tomorrow! Helppppp
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UNWIZARD SAID: AMPUTATE!
Clearly flame damage would fix this.
BEDTIMEFORDEMOCRACY SAID:BUT YOU’RE TOO FAR AND IM TOO TIRED
But my face! It’s gonna be a giant bruise tomorrow! Helppppp
UNWIZARD SAID: IT’S NOT UP ON ORIGIN YET I AM DYING
I’ll try to keep spoilers at bay skdfjdslkfj I have to go beat Corypheus again before I can start though. Takes like 10 minutes, dude is def not the strongest baddie in the game by far.
BEDTIMEFORDEMOCRACYSAID: NERD
SHHHH this is what I’ve been working for!
unwizard said: I’d like this but sorry it’s too sad.
Consider it revenge for your epic sad Mage Templar loving. Also I started DAO again and everything is so much gayer this time. I love it. You put the image there and it won't leave. 10/10 would HC again.
UNWIZARD
YOU CAN GIVE UP ON OTHER PEOPLE BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE UP ON ME SORRY!
You should have run while you could! It’s too late now!
UNWIZARD SAID: I WANT TO LIKE AVELINE A LOT MORE THAN I ACTUALLY DO. SHE’S KIND OF PREACHY. BUT YEAH, ALL THE COMPANIONS EXPECT A LOT FROM HAWKE REALLY.
She’s kind of dull, tbh. Still, she’s got mad props in my mind right now, since she hasn’t done anything horrible to me yet.
On that note, Fenris just ditched me while Kirkwall is burning down and I am devastated.
UNWIZARD SAID: BUT VARRIC MAKES UP FOR IT ALL.
Varric is literally the only one that hasn’t pulled some serious shit with me. I mean he did freak out in his brother’s house over the idol, but that’s nothing compared to causing a qunari invasion. Actually, I guess Aveline is pretty loyal too. But the rest of this lot? Hawke is like 2 seconds from giving up on this and going back to Ferelden.
UNWIZARD SAID: BECAUSE HE’S UNHINGED. AND TO BE FAIR, HE’S BEEN IN LOVE WITH HAWKE FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS BY THAT POINT, PRETTY MUCH. BUT MOSTLY UNHINGED.
Oh snap you’re right, I didn’t think about the time change thing. That makes a bit more sense, the three years of pining and all. I mean it’s still like BAM HEY I LOVE YOU so he’s nutter butters, but not 100% nutter butters.
Also I love his use of the word “obsession” there. It’s very fitting.
UNWIZARD SAID: SUPER CRAZY! ALTHOUGH THAT’S MOSTLY JUSTICE.
“Justice is blind crazy.”
Ok but I love Anders and all, but I don’t want to be tapping that when things get weird.