My unwoke opinion is that ranch should never be in the same vicinity as pizza let alone on it as a topping or some sort of sick condiment. There needs to be tiers of punishment for those who engage in such a monstrosity. I don't care if you're a toddler, I don't care if you have ARFID or binge eating or it's "cultural." There is NOTHING safe and comforting about ranch in general, it is a plague, a specter, an ABOMBINATION haunting the world. And for you to put that on pizza? The one thing on this godforsaken planet that somehow manages to be both centripetal and centrifugal and you dunk it in your GOLDEN VALLEY BLACK SPECKLED JIZZ??? Bottom of the nineth. In fact, they are inventing new tiers of hell for you my friend because not even serial killers want to be associated with the likes of your kind. Mussolini is regarded in italy as a national hero every time someone hears of this blatant hate crime. You step foot in NYC? They will smell your rancidness from across central park and dip you in a vat of lasagna until your skin is as layered and textured as the pasta. I don't care and will never care about the age of the offender during trial. They are all sentenced to a MINIMUM of five years of retail work with the majority of customers being cunts and the only nice ones are their hallucinations which probably appear from the ranch withdrawals because these people are worse than heroin addicts. Even after they serve their time, they must make numerous public apologies which they will have to correct over and over until they appease everyone that has been offended. Then, we turn all the gay conversion camps into rehabilitation schools for these poor souls to welcome them back to society as humans when they have learned from their ways and recognized how disgusting their taste was.