#upda7e

[weirdmageddon]

can we talk about juice’s fucking horrendously enormous football game its so funny its unreal

what is wrong with you

[butchfairy]

20020 final chapter moodboard

[marsmagery]

TEN: Did you give Nine the reorientation exam?

JUICE: yeah they’re taking it now

[20020]

TOP TEN IMAGES THAT MAKE YOU CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY

[phlorealcalicanto]

Juice trying to explain his cursed football game to Ten

[romanticslimecreature]

You can really tell that Juice was launched only shortly before The Moment. This isn't even a dunk on Juice, he just has a totally different concept of what a story is based on his life. That is fascinating.

[lesbianraggedyanne]

sleeby doodles of some of my fave lines from the upda7e

[kaleidoscopic-quiddity]

JUICE’s cursed 111-field-game loophole theories:

collecting these in one post, and giving them names, because people are already tossing around great and very feasible idea (please note I can’t take credit for any of these ideas, I’m just compiling and paraphrasing them) 

The Border Theory: the USA-Mexico and USA-Canada borders act as two extra long fields, this was my first guess as it would absolutely fuck up the game like JUICE said, I’m not sure if it’s ExtraTM enough for him though

The Moving Dirt Theory: if players aren’t allowed to leave the field why don’t they just dig up part of the field and transport it with them to where ever they wanna go? making sure it’s under their feet the entire time? this seems kinda counterintuitive to the spirit of the game but maybe that’s what JUICE is going for

The Time Limit Theory: players are only allowed outside the fields for a certain amount of time. if they were allowed to drive from one field to another within a given time limit it’d be a fucking game changer, it’d also be incredibly hard to pull off depending on what that limit is

The Phrasing Loophole Theory: players aren’t allowed to step off the field. If they got on a plane in one field and got off it in another they may not have technically violated the rules. Once again a total game changer but I doubt many of the fields intersect airports, even small private ones

The Throwing Theory: basically companion to the Phrasing Loophole Theory, what if you can throw/shoot/etc the ball from one field to another? It’d mean teams could split up, some firing the ball and others going to the retrieval point, that’s certainly fuck everything up AND it seems Extra enough for JUICE, not quite sure how it’d help Nick and Manny though

Other Misc Theories I Personally Thought Of As I Was Writing This Post: -State-lines count as fields  -Relating to the 111 thing, singular fields (i.e the SDSU one) are counted as ‘intersecting’ with the two fields nearest it (unlikely because it’s very niche) -players are allowed to travel through the fields of other on-going games (also unlikely as those other games probably cover most of the USA)  -if players can build and/or establish a new, certified, college football team stadium, it’ll be added to the existing grid of fields