Am I a ghost, then?

Jasper | he/they/ze | im an adult | just a nerdy dude who likes puns and hyperfixates on cartoons n anime a lot | I yell in my tags | background is by @jamiekinosian header is from @happymoomin

[emziess]

Rocky + Movement Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

[natjennie]

SO FUCKING CRAZY about that little "wait- don't go anywhere" bit during the clock scene like. he holds his finger up and rocky immediately copies it, reaching right to the xenonite to get as close as possible. no fear. no hesitation. ☝️<- this means something and I will engage and attempt to understand with an open mind and an open heart. and grace smiles, easy as breathing, and taps his finger back. almost without thinking. he just boop. right back atcha. stay right there. we're doing this. I'm gonna figure this out for you. we're both leaning in no matter how terrifying and unimaginable it is. they have both been through such intense grief and fear and desperation and mind-melting isolation and confusion and boop. here we are. and it's so easy.

[nyenye0701]

adjustment period

[curioscurio]

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 7/?

Part 6

[starrose17]

[sharkfiinn]

i wonder how long carl knew before grace did

[sharkfiinn]

side effects may include: ?????????????

[sharkfiinn]

waow ! so much love on my grace seizure art!!! had many people asking for more, so here... rocky doesn't handle it very well this time sorryyyy

he's traumatised from losing his crew, hence the constant paranoia about grace's health, so hearing grace's vitals freak out like this... terrifying

[asteronomical]

rocky: where are my fucking tools?

grace: buddy, i know you're having fun with the new words you added to the translation program, but can you say that just a Little nicer?

rocky: okay

rocky: may i ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING TOOLS, QUESTION!?

[starlight-evanescing]

Another normal day on the Hail Mary! (close ups and image descriptions at the end!)

PS. Thank you for all the positive responses on my first post of these!! I do 'em 'cause they make me laugh so I'm glad they're bringing joy to others too 😊

Close ups:

[miketon]

im just saying if a warrior cats fangame made as a passion project for free can have such a well-made custom pronoun option theres no reason your game can't

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]

[1300marshall]

a lesson on personal space

(and sleeping arrangements)

[piierrote]

comics are the greatest thing in the whole world too bad they require blood sacrifice to make

[thesnadger]

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[thesnadger]

Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.

Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.

[thesnadger]

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

[bladeangelx]

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

[tachvintlogic]

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

[poinsciuri]

i think you shpuld be allowed to leave work when youve Had Enough