V is for Verbosity
This morning's note to my friend regarding a tentatively-scheduled visit that has been postponed several times now due to constant fluctuations in my daily life, those of the folks in my immediate familial and social circles, the Earth's gravitational pull, the Einsteinian-unidentified "spooky action" of the space-time continuum, and my inability to find a matching and/or weather-appropriate change of clothes after my recent move, among other annoying incidentals. (In other words, be REALLY glad you don't live in my vicinity!) ~*~🌺~*~🌺~*~🌺~*~ Hi: Well, finally got my ADD meds yesterday, after a week of Heap Big Havoc at Ghetto Chez Elise. Yes -- my usual chaos levels exploded into Super-sized Freaknado Events which I, in my mentally and motivationally incapacitated, zero-fucks-given state, was helpless to rationally and logically address. So, I did what any medicinally-deprived, courageous person would do: abandoned my home entirely to avoid the human vultures (and their accompanying issues and subsequent confusions) with which I was surrounded. However, I will return this afternoon amidst the unresolved metaphorical flotsam and jetsam contained within this unnamed circle of Hell for several hours if you'd like to drop by! 🙂 Yes, I know how utterly ENTICING that invitation sounds! 🤔 Gonna be hard to pass up a ticket aboard the stationary Crazy Train! Hoping to change it to the Funkytown Express once I deal with the various variables invariably vying for my various valuable evaluations. 🤓 Also, I have a new word after a rather indelicate situation occurred yesterday morning: "Snart" (v) -- "To sneeze and fart simultaneously." (Or, in emoticon parlance, "🗣+🍑💨". ) 😁 Cheers from your "special friend" who *always* keeps it classy! 💋✈️ ~Elise