Jun 5, 2025
@updatesatbase said:
"Oh no, how horrid. you poor little meatbag"
“Ugh.” Sam currently feels like he’s more pollen than meat. “Like you’ve never flown through a cloud of bugs ‘r somethin and then sneezed for days after.”
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@updatesatbase said:
"Oh no, how horrid. you poor little meatbag"
“Ugh.” Sam currently feels like he’s more pollen than meat. “Like you’ve never flown through a cloud of bugs ‘r somethin and then sneezed for days after.”
Loafs on Starscream.
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( @updatesatbase if u don't mind? >:3)
Barricade froze, a snarl escaping his vocal processor. He leaned into the blade, daring the seeker holding it to his throat to do something. "You disappear with no warning, you LEAVE me with Megatron's crazy aft, then you go and pull this???"
His response? His wrist shifted, and a blade tip was aimed at Starscream's fuel pump, crimson optics narrowing on Starscream. "Give me one good reason I shouldn't drag you to the Pits myself..."
@updatesatbase slides in an angry spiky foaming Megtronus infront of Wild. (yes, this is the object meme)
That is an angry child. Primus why is this child rabid?
"Starscream why does your offspring look like they want to commit a crime?" She picks up Megtronus and turns them to face Starscream.
“You heard Starscream. Hand over your ‘party favour’ sparklings.”
Starscream is the most beautiful being in the entire universe.
Starscream, my beautiful princess with a disorder…
Next time Wild goes to take a walk through the scrapyard. She will spot something new there. Something very out of place. A Fighter jet, a F-22 Raptor to be precises. Just standing parked between two scrap piles. It's very dirty, dented and looks like it's not been used in ages. The landing gear it's standing on is a little lopsided, better not try and climb it in case one of the legs decides to give. (Human Wild with Updatesatbase)
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Yet another drunken night scrolling on ebay and second hand websites looking for treasures in other people's junk was spent. Or atleast that's the conclusion Winter has come to as she nurses her killer headache and stares at the jet in her scrapyard. Firstly how the fuck did she buy a plane? And secondly, why is it already delivered? "What kinda next day delivery did I fucking pay for?" She guesses she has a jet now. The little mechanic walks over to the plane, checking out the landing gear. "Well that looks as dodgy as hell."