Jun 5, 2025
@updatesatbase said:
"Oh no, how horrid. you poor little meatbag"
“Ugh.” Sam currently feels like he’s more pollen than meat. “Like you’ve never flown through a cloud of bugs ‘r somethin and then sneezed for days after.”
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@updatesatbase said:
"Oh no, how horrid. you poor little meatbag"
“Ugh.” Sam currently feels like he’s more pollen than meat. “Like you’ve never flown through a cloud of bugs ‘r somethin and then sneezed for days after.”
Loafs on Starscream.
🔪
( @updatesatbase if u don't mind? >:3)
Barricade froze, a snarl escaping his vocal processor. He leaned into the blade, daring the seeker holding it to his throat to do something. "You disappear with no warning, you LEAVE me with Megatron's crazy aft, then you go and pull this???"
His response? His wrist shifted, and a blade tip was aimed at Starscream's fuel pump, crimson optics narrowing on Starscream. "Give me one good reason I shouldn't drag you to the Pits myself..."
@updatesatbase slides in an angry spiky foaming Megtronus infront of Wild. (yes, this is the object meme)
That is an angry child. Primus why is this child rabid?
"Starscream why does your offspring look like they want to commit a crime?" She picks up Megtronus and turns them to face Starscream.
“You heard Starscream. Hand over your ‘party favour’ sparklings.”
The round little critter was covered in all manner of dirt and moss and scuffs, even a small flower or two growing from her crevices. She was curled up like a tiny Predacon, apparently drawn to the cool metal of his surface.
She had taken no notice of the shifting company around her thus far, the gentle rumble of the seeker’s voice stirring her from her recharge. Round aqua optics flickered open, adjusting like the lens on a camera as they settled on Starscream’s face.
The young optics widen a little. Oh, there’s someone watching her. Oh, there’s a LOT of someones watching her. That one guy, he’s BIG… Her glance darts about between them, but she doesn’t get very far before she instinctively ducks her helm and limbs into herself like a turtle and…
…whoops! Starts rolling right off of Starscream’s frame!
@updatesatbase || 🪶 continued from here!
Starscream is the most beautiful being in the entire universe.
Starscream, my beautiful princess with a disorder…