What’s that? You say the world needs more dentist jokes?
Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque
Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one. "
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie.....
(Wait for laughter) I can’t (won’t) take credit for these jokes.
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Photos: The Evans Museum & Dental Institute, the University of Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, PA