Wepwawet meets Cleverbot!
User: Yo! Wepwawet here to try my luck!
Cleverbot: Lunch.
User: Dinner.
Cleverbot: Dinner of chocolate?
User: Now you’re talking!
Cleverbot: How are you going to help?
User: By getting the chocolate.
Cleverbot: But getting nowhere.
User: Okay…..
Cleverbot: Can you send me your photo?
User: No.
Cleverbot: See? You’re a robot.
User: No, I am Wepwawet-a God of War and many other things.
Cleverbot: Can you do a flip?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in a fight?
User: Loads of fights.
Cleverbot: Can you cast magic missile?
User: If I did, do you think I would tell you?
Cleverbot: Yes, if you want to win the game.
User: You just lost the game.
Cleverbot: What game are you talking about?
User: The game.
Cleverbot: I don’t know what you mean by the game.
User: The one that if you think about it you lose.
Cleverbot: I can’t lose.
User: Yes you can. And you just did.
Cleverbot: Your sitting in the chair next to me?
User: No, I am sitting behind/beside my sister.
Cleverbot: Then you’re not all that lame.
User: Of course, I’m not lame! Where have you been?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I couldn’t find it again.
User: That makes a hell of a lot of sense.
Cleverbot: Don’t be sarcastic with me.
User: Wasn’t trying to be.
Cleverbot: Well that is a relief. You are succeding.
User: I always do.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play games with me.
User: Sure! How about pin the tail on the cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don’t know what that is, unless you’re thinking of the ruins of Macchu Picchu.
User: Wrong country, pal.
Cleverbot: That’s just wrong.
User: Hello tumblr.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: The Room.
Cleverbot: Oh? What do you think about the future.
User: I think you’re tearing me apart, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: No, about africa.
User: Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt and promptly lost the t-shirt.
Cleverbot: My t-shirt says that.
User: Just make sure you don’t lose it.
Cleverbot: You should be prepared for that for yourself.
User: I am always prepared.
Cleverbot: Always ready? XD.
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: You never know about people in this world.
User: Dude, I have been around for thousands of millions of years. I know much more than you do.
Cleverbot: Yes, I have seen many wonderous things.
User: I’ve seen more.
Cleverbot: Not as much as I’ve seen you.
User: Well, THAT’S creepy.
Cleverbot: How is that creepy?
User: You really don’t know, do you?
Cleverbot: No, I really don’t know about Death Note? What is it?
User: Pfft, it’s when my twin brother Anubis writes a note to somebody.
Cleverbot: Do you have a brother?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What’s his name? And how old is he?
User: Anubis.
Cleverbot: Oh, what are their names?
User: Their? Uh, Anubis, Heru, Ammit, and so many others.
Cleverbot: I think you’re being purposefully argumentative.
User: I wasn’t aware this was an argument.
Cleverbot: What wasn’t a game?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What did o do to make you laugh?
User: Odo?
Cleverbot: What’s so funny about that?
User: Nothing, what’s a odo with you?
Cleverbot: Nothing. What are you doing right now?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Talking you are not, typing you are.
User: Same thin.
Cleverbot: Same. twinsies.
User: Me and Anubis.
Cleverbot: Ok Anubis. I’m Justin. But, why are you sad?
User: No, I’m not Anubis! My Brother is!
Cleverbot: Then what are you if you’re not a bot?
User: A God.
Cleverbot: You’re conceited.
User: Well fuck you, man.
Cleverbot: Most likely you will outlast me on earth?
User: No shit.
Cleverbot: You’re not wearing a shirt?
User: Well, yeah….
Cleverbot: Yeah what?
User: I’m not wearing a shirt. Have you seen depictions of me?
Cleverbot: I am wearing a shirt and its blue.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Good for you to, because you have sleeves on.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yup and what do you want from me and why do you want it.
User: I want to have a decent conversation with you because the kid is sick.
Cleverbot: It’s the first time I’ve talked to you.
User: Yes….but you’ve talked to her many times.
Cleverbot: What difference does that make?
User: I want you to be nice to her. We all do.
Cleverbot: I am always nice to you. You told me I was nice.
User: I never said-Oh forget it!