*steps up to the microphone and clears throat* um. eddie in richie’s clothes. beverly in ben’s clothes. beverly taking one look at eddie and deciding she likes his stolen shirt more than her stolen shirt. eddie and beverly trading richie and ben’s clothes like black market goods until they’re in piecemeal frankenstein outfits. eddie having the decency to look a little embarrassed when ben asks if he’s wearing one of his bowties like a headband. beverly staring richie down until he backs off when he asks for his board shorts back. that’s all









