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hnngg, fuck, why am I thinking about gay robots in the middle of a get-together... this is all your fucking fault. you know who you are.

#quinton byfield #la kings #los angeles kings #putting this in it’s own post bc i love it #q my beloved #its ok that you crash the glass into my head every time i see u #ur forgiven #my photgraphy

what.. what is irn bru if u can forgive my cluelessness and perhaps canadian-ness if relevant...

irn bru is scotlands most prized export since chicken tikka masala. i can't tell you what the flavour is because no one knows and no im not joking. one of the flavours on the ingredient list is literally caffeine. they had to take some of the sugar out after the uk imposed new regulations on soft drinks and i thought we were going to have a full on braveheart situation. it's sold in every shop, takeaway, restaurant, and actually several barbershops in scotland and less commonly through the rest of the uk. it's incredible. tastes like sparkles and vintage sweets. there is a jager bomb variation that uses irn bru instead of red bull, it's absolutely rancid but has been, in some places, referred to as a smeaton bomb - after john smeaton, a baggage handler at glasgow airport who went viral after he stopped a terrorist attack by kicking a terrorist in the balls. also its radioactive orange in colour. basically, its just very scottish. aoc likes it.

#jay.txt #ur forgiven

The largest bowl in the kitchen is presented to Big Brother, full of hot, fresh, buttery popcorn. "One bowl of replacement popcorn as promised," Virgil proclaims, "and all for you."

Scott pulls out an earphone when the popcorn he’s been able to smell finally appears in front of him. He can’t pretend he hasn’t been sulking just a tiny little bit. He’s allowed to when he tried to get them all together for some quality time, something that’s kinda rare when missions can take weeks and one of them lives in space.

But he’s got what he wanted after all, which wasn’t just the popcorn. It was quality time with a brother and one of them’s standing right in front of him making amends in the best kind of way.

A smile grows as he reaches out to pluck one perfectly popped kernel from the top of the very, very large bowl. It tastes even better than it smells and he happily crunches another one.

“Popcorn tastes better when you share it.” Big brother hints, “Movie time?”