The Darkening Comes!
It corrupts everything it touches, including food! That’s right lovelies, my next patch of yummies will all be Dark Crystal themed. You know, that 80′s cult classic with these terrifying things:
AKA One of my favorite films. I am immensely grateful for the fact that the Powers That Be™ have graced us all with the unique and beautiful masterpiece of storytelling and practical effects that is :
(Everyone please watch it we NEED a Season 2)
Age of Resistance has gifted the world of the Dark Crystal with more lore, characters and world building than I can shake a Fizzgig at, but unfortunately it seems lacking in the edible department. This led me to ask some questions. Besides the decadent and grotesque feasts of the avian Skeksis and a bowl of Gelfling campfire broth, what else would the inhabitants of the world of Thra eat? Well, ladies and gents, I’m about to answer that question.
From now until the end of this little pet project of mine, I will be crafting a regional dish for every Gelfling clan, as well as one for the Skeksis, Mystics, and Gruenaks.
Prepare to feast like a Lord of the Crystal!
(But remember to use your table manners!)












