me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love The Chronicles of Obernewtyn, we know, you love Obernewtyn so much, it's the light of your life, you love it so much, you love Elspeth, you love Maruman, you love Dragon, we KNOW , you love Gilbert's boat SHIP and Urgent Lemons, you fucking love the Destroyer Pig ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE OBERNEWTYN. WE GET IT.















