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When you see a bird that's flying far away, just pretend it's a dragon and I promise you your life will be 10x better
Can't wait to hear the "omg haven't showered since last year" joke repeated everywhere around 50 times
So I'm spamming my best friend's tumblr
because yesterday she tricked me into thinking she's pregnant
and then
other people started to get in on it
even the supposed "dad"
he said they did it in an asda disabled toilet
THEN HE SAID
"YOU'VE BEEN PRANKED BY THE PRANK PATROL"
well hell