#ursa.txt

[ursaribbon]

drayton did everything in indigo disk for kieran and everyone else’s benefit and i’m sick and tired of everyone pretending he’s just a manipulator who only does things to egg people on

[chuunibyouki]

this just in @ursa-ironii is everything ever /p

[ursaribbon]

i’ve decided jax’s birthday is in may. the month girls get named after. the one associated with flowers. the girliest month for jax

[ursaribbon]

yknow what i just realized?

one might initially see phineas as the leader of the group. he comes up with the plans, he gives everyone instructions, and he keeps everyone's spirits high.

but a crucial part of being a leader is keeping a cool head in dire situations, especially when things don't go well for the leader themself.

phineas, as he states in The Phineas and Ferb Effect, has very little frame of reference for what to do when things go seriously wrong. when something does go wrong, his first instinct is to panic and/or lash out at whoever is at fault. he starts running around in a panic and blaming himself when isabella goes missing in NOTLP, he gets so angry that he refuses to inform himself and reason with perry after finding out he's a secret agent in AT2D, he revokes candace's shed card and kicks her out without letting her try to fix her mistake caused by a small oversight in mission marvel, he totally freaks out when he isn't allowed to build anything in BBB, and he shuts down and gives up when he can't figure out how to get off the island in SBTY.

phineas flynn isn't a leader. he panics every time he loses control of a situation.

and who snaps him out of his funk in SBTY? who invites candace back to the shed to make things right in mission marvel? who makes sure phineas can build again as soon as possible in BBB? who reappears with a solution to the zombie apocalypse in NOTLP? who offers a team of capable individuals numerous times to help with phineas's plans? none other than isabella.

she's resourceful, reasonable, and able to think clearly in dire situations. isabella is the real leader, keeping everyone in line and making phineas's dreams a reality every time.

which is why phineas feels so lost when she stops coming over.

edit: wanted to make this sound a little less spiteful lmao

[ursaribbon]

pretty lady

[ursaribbon]

so i know phin legally isnt allowed to say fuck but what if he just let loose a fountain of curses at the most inopportune time like when he was tying his shoe or something and everyone in the bg kinda jumps and stares at him but the episode just goes on like normal and it's never acknowledged

[ursaribbon]

watch dess be adopted and she was actually a human the whole time

[ursaribbon]

riddle me this

phineas has a crush on isabella in high school

we know he never confesses then, but he probably wanted to

but he wanted it to be really spectacular every time

so he would build these huge inventions for her

and then

they would disappear

before

she could see them

i’ve been brainrotting about this and i was gonna draw it before sharing the idea but i have to get it out of my system