#usa!!

[popsicleinferno]

🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸💥CONCLAVE RAHHHHHHH 🇺🇸💥💥🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A PAPAM 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅💥💥

[nolongeragoodidea]

Pffff wait what?

[Here is an actual post for an actual job with the federal government as Project Manager for Burning Man.]

[definitelynotthemysteryofgf-blog]

This tumblr post has been paid for by the committee to elect Stan Pines for Mayor of Gravity Falls. The results will be revealed on Monday August 24th at 8:30 on Disney XD.

[logic-and-love]

Japan, this is embarrassing. Come on.

[useless-lesbian-canadian]

It feels weird cheering for them but since Canada's out USA USA!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🎉🎉✌🏼️

[7andaswitch-blade]

Been Shanghai’d Down in Laredo

[goblinparty]

for a country whose most notable monument explicitly asks to take in the worlds poor, we sure fucking hate homeless people