#usassembly

[justblogo]

Breaking: Drone attack confirmed at US assembly in Al Seef. Incident under investigation as authorities respond swiftly. Prayers for safety and clarity as details emerge. 🇺🇸🇦🇪

[obsessedandthecity]

Can Obama call a mandatory assembly for all Americans and lecture us back into our places? There will be a lot of stern finger wagging. I’m picturing the whole US sitting indian style on the gym floor, staring up at him on the stage we use for school plays. Biden is the vice principal, smiling and clapping, singing the school fight song, trying to get us to sit in straight lines. It’s actually a really adorable thought.