#usc:start

[fknoelle-blog]

“I’ve been binge watching Dance Moms all day and all it’s done is made me upset that I’m not nearly as talented as those girls. I mean, I’m flexible, but damn they can move. It makes me wish I stuck with dance classes as a kid rather than going into gymnastics.”

[raineiisms-blog]

     “ words cannot express how disappointed i am that i have yet to receive a mix cd in this lifetime ; forged with adoration and the purest form of love, just for moi. i mean, what the actual ?? i’m a good person. i eat my vegetables and don’t swear in front of children. what more do i need to do ?? “

[elllot-blog1]

so i went to a dorm party the other night and it was so crazy. someone literally tried jumping out the window like... i never drank before and going to this party made me want to drink even less.

[elllot-blog1]

hummus, thoughts?

[nikolcii-blog]

”listen... i’ve been watching the office all day, and i can very clearly advertise that i want someone to treat me like the way jim treats pam. that’s all i’m saying. any takers?”