People who make phone calls on speaker phone in public, like at airports, should lose phone privileges at the bare minimum.
I hope the heel of their sock slips down inside their shoe. I hope their sunglasses have a scratch right on the edge of their field of vision. I hope they get the same obnoxious crazy loud commercial on their streaming service for 3 episodes straight. I hope their apple is mushy. I hope their coffee is just a little burned. I hope that tag in their shirt makes their neck itchy, but only every 17 minutes.












