#useless poll

[peaked-in-third-grade]

twink fight

scrooge's nephew in muppet christmas carol

lancel lannister

magical mister mistoffelees

mr bingley pride and prejudice (2005)

timothee chalamet

Voting ended onMay 21

[crescent-of-the-winter]

When random poll

Useless button 1

Useless button 2

That horse-shaped button (side eyes s11 joel)

LIGHTHOUSE TRIO (what my brain calls the villies) /ref

Voting ended onMay 7

[clickwitch]

This is a useless poll.

Voting on it for fun

Voting on it for curiosity

Voting on it because thats what polls are for

Voting on it because theres another poll that you're compelled to vote for

But your input on that poll wouldnt be useful

So you're voting on this to get the 'push button' urge out of your system

🐛 boug

Voting ended onJun 9

[tune-on-in-folks]

I was rereading a drabble I wrote at 7am on October 20th, and I'm just baffled by the things I accidentally predicted would happen in an interaction between Vox and Al. I'm sharing what I wrote below:

Also below: a useless poll on if you guys would be interested in seeing me post OC writing vs just sticking to x readers.

Alastor's eye twitched as he watched Axel from across the room as she talked to Vox. She had been his wife in life and yet here she was, being charmed by his newest protegee. He wasn't jealous whatsoever.

She looked up and caught his eye, flashing him a smile that could melt him, if only he allowed it. Instead, he looked away, picking up his whiskey glass and taking a long sip. He didn't see her pout or the way Vox's eyes followed her line of sight to him. The TV Demon smirked, leaning in to murmur something into her ear.

She laughed softly and nodded before slipping off into the crowd. Vox rolled his shoulders and then approached Alastor, an easy smile on his face.

"Alastor!" He greeted, leaning against the bar, waving over the bartender to order a whiskey on the rocks. "Are you going to stand around all night?"

"Old pal," the Radio Demon replied, his voice distant, "are you finished flirting with my wife?"

Vox nodded to the bartender who slid the whiskey across the bar towards him. He took a sip only to splutter when Alastor's words finally processed.

"Flirting?" He questioned, his voice slightly strained.

"Yes." Alastor tapped his fingers against the bar, "you seem determined to steal her away from me."

Vox shook his head, "that woman only has eyes for you. But I suppose if you're so sure we can make a wager."

That intrigued Alastor, he always did like a challenge. "…I'm listening."

Vox grinned, "If I can get her to kiss me by the end of the night you have to do something of my choosing."

Alastor laughed dryly, "never going to happen, old pal."

Vox shrugged, "you don't think she'll kiss me?"

"Never."

"Then how about we make it interesting? If she doesn't kiss me then I have to do whatever you want." Vox took a sip of his whiskey.

"I believe your hubris will be your downfall, my friend. It is not wise to meddle in the affairs of my wife." Alastor responded coolly.

The fact that I managed to get the setting, including whiskey, and Alastor calling Vox "pal" before saying "I'm listening," is so funny to me. I still haven't written this fic - I could never get past this part. Also, I suppose I can do a poll about this because I've been wanting to do one forever:

Should I stick with X Readers or would you guys be okay with OC writing too?

Stick with X Readers!

Explore OC!

Voting ended onNov 15, 2025

[1247]

Throw down a cube tell me what you get.

https://share.google/zOvDmxBTycSapjx9O

throw a fucking cube bro

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Voting ended onMar 3

[ewesless]

Body Headcanon Poll

It's been a while since I did my own poll so it's time for one that's been floating around in my head

Do Demons/Angels and Reapers have body hair?

No (Natural trait, alt: why there is no facial hair at all in OM)

No (Hair is Removed partially or completely)

Yes, Styled (It's all there, but it's groomed or tamed)

Yes, Natural Look (Untamed Undergrowth)

All the Above

Voting ended onJul 17, 2024

Comments and Headcanon sharing welcome!

My Headcanons about body hair

Content Warning: canon typical descriptions of SFW GN!MC x Character (Barbatos, Thirteen, Asmodeus, Mammon, Leviathan) and mentions of Canon x Canon (SoloAsmo, BarbAsmo)

All there, but neatly groomed: Diavolo, Lucifer, Satan, Solomon, Simeon

All removed except for a nice and neat bikini area: Barbatos, Thirteen, Mephistopheles, Levi (in Cosplay Mode)

Total body hair removal: (for modeling purposes and personal preferences) Asmo-chan, The Great Mammon

Asmo will do that thing where he wants someone to appreciate that his legs are freshly shaved and lotioned. If he goes ignored unnoticed then he will put his foot on their lap and present his shin, stretch his legs out on their lap, or do like a ballerina leg raise across the armchair or backrest etc so that they won't miss out on the opportunity to caress his beautiful, silky smooth legs!

Mammon jumped in on this too out of jealousy, but got extremely embarrassed afterward and sulked.

Levi was also very jealous, shaving is an important aspect for cosplay and a show of dedication, also his legs are super hairy so it's an ordeal, but couldn't work up the nerve to show off his legs. MC took it upon themself to take the initiative by noticing and asking to feel. It flustered him so much that he went Demon form and did the iconic Levi Wail, but his tail was swishing around happily the whole time.

Thirteen and Asmo-chan both love to relax with their legs stretched across your lap when they're watching TV with you so you can feel those lovely, silky legs as much as you want (and it keeps everyone else off the couch away from you!!!) Solomon indulges Asmo with this sometimes, Barbatos does not.

In private Barbatos might tease you with his freshly shaved leg like this too, but it is incredibly rare.

All natural: Beel and Belphie, Levi (grungy basement dweller mode) Raphael WOULD be here, but in the past he got lectured by Michael because his "trail" was visible. It's highly unprofessional and inappropriate to have visible pubic hair with a croptop and low rise pants so he's an inverted version of the everything except the bikini line category.

Oh my God this is the most tags I have ever used....

[gamerwoman3d]

I don't think I'll have the energy to actually write a danhausen fic. But if I did, would you prefer a fic where he gets in the ring with the wifehausen, or one where the cloning machine gets forgotten about for a long time, only to discover that clonehausens have been stuck inside and are now fully cooked fully grown equally beefyhausens?

Should I write a fics about:

Wifehausens

Clonehausens

Terzohausens (Ghost Band)

Nuancehausens

Voting ended onMay 17

[songbird-is-crying]

what’s your SECOND favorite color?

pink

red

orange

yellow

green

blue

purple

brown

black

white

some other hyper specific variant of these that you INSIST on naming

Voting ended onMar 1, 2024