Ominous Twink Energy

Wet Beast Lesbian

[clickwitch]

Happy Pride, give your local ace lesbian some kickback!

Vnm: $clickwitch

Csh: @clickwitch

[gorjee-art]

i want you to see this post because it made me think of claire

-and I hated the public. For they were right.

[lo-batteryy]

A wolf in sheep’s clothing.

[bitchautism]

Since you havent played undertale I made this info graphic to catch you up on the lore before chapter 5:

wow. I didn't know. I couldn't have known.

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[crittizen]

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

it is my birthday :)

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

if you feel like celebrating my birthday, give my Pokémon webtoon PER ASPERA AD ASTRA (PA3!) a read, and if you're feeling extra special, give it a comment or two!

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[apolladay]

Are you American, and when you’re speaking in the third conditional (past tense that didn’t actually happen), do you use the word “would”, or “had”? So for example, do you say “I wish I WOULD have told you sooner”, or “I wish I HAD have told you sooner”? Or do you only ever say “I wish I’D have told you sooner” without thinking about what words you’re contracting?

American: I say “WOULD have”

American: I say “HAD have”

American: I just say “I’D have” and don’t think about the words I’m contracting

American: I say both

American: Never said anything like this before in my life

Not American: I say “WOULD have”

Not American: I say “HAD have”

Not American: I just say “I’D have” and don’t think about the words I’m contracting

Not American: I say both

Not American: Never said anything like this before in my life

Other

Where I’m from we exclusively say “had have”, so despite the fact that most of the movies, shows, and content creators I watch are American, “would have” just never ceases to sound like gobbledygook to me 😭

Are you American, and when you’re speaking in the third conditional (past tense that didn’t actually happen), do you use the word “would”, or “had”? So for example, do you say “I wish I WOULD have told you sooner”, or “I wish I HAD have told you sooner”? Or do you only ever say “I wish I’D have told you sooner” without thinking about what words you’re contracting?

American: I say “WOULD have”

American: I say “HAD have”

American: I just say “I’D have” and don’t think about the words I’m contracting

American: I say both

Not American: I say “WOULD have”

Not American: I say “HAD have”

Not Amer.: I just say “I’D have” and don’t think about the words I’m contracting

Not American: I say both

Not American: Never said anything like this before in my life

Other

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[chieflyhero]

The idea for this edit came to me last night while sleep deprived

[bluethundabomb]

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[mangoestho-deactivated20161001]

toni morisson is the master of skinning white supremacy so elegantly and artfully wit tha scalpel like precision.

[lieutenant-columbro]

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

[falewife-deactivated20230630]

you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this

[guooey]

[transette]

[naradreamscape]

Serious explanation here: she's teaching them the instinct of being alert around enclosure openings! For example, if these were wild cats living in a bush, they'd run the risk of a larger predator running up to the opening and grabbing one of them. The mother cat is also only bapping them lightly without claws, so those slaps are more of an annoyance meant to get the kittens' attention, and to teach them to keep their eyes out for potential threats.

[glupbleepo]

also slapping him is fummny

[ramdomcitizen]

This post encapsulates everyone on this site

[parasitoidism]

Line read that keeps me up at night

[pinejay]

i want lists and solutions by the time i finish this jiyuiceh box. warning ⚠️ I. AM. TIRSTY! and it is ᶠʳᵘᶦᵗ punch! and it is delicious

[televisionenjoyer]

CAPTAIN JANEWAY JUST SAID RPF IS FINE???

[televisionenjoyer]

I'm crying she basically just said

[vanerchest]

Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

[thoodleoo]

reading about ancient egyptian artifacts that have meaningless hieroglyphics on them and (aside from it being really cool as an example of the interaction between written language as a cultural feature with the fact that many people could not read and write) i'm very charmed that there were people bullshitting scripts they didn't know for the aesthetic back then too

[thoodleoo]

really awesome

[buggeeart]

Set (cheating) playing senet with Hermanubis! Request from last months patreon’