#useless shits

[verdiesque]

omw to the post office rn and they'll be lucky if i don't murder someone there

[this-is-a-url]

I really wanna fuckin break my ribs

[wolfy-lenabluebell]

SSO found the next level of useless things to gift us in the calendar

After the colorings here comes the wishlist ! Thank you Star Stable i feel really blessed with this present. I was so worried about not being able to grab a paper on my own to write my wishlist, hopefully you made it for me. 

[the-main-diloolie]

I’ve been telling my dad to come with me to the mechanic for weeks now. Cuz you know what, I can’t just drop it off and walk 2 miles home by myself, ok? I’m not being a lazy shit, it’s not feasible to pay for a taxi and it’s not walkable. 3 weeks pass.

Tonight, my car starts shaking all over the place, I’m literally bouncing off of my seat. It’s making a horrible grinding noise that echoes throughout the whole cabin, and I can’t hear myself think.

So me, partway home, I figure why bother going home when these assholes are just going to handwave it again, because obviously I’m being paranoid, and go straight to the mechanic.

Now nobody will come pick me because why bother, right? One sibling is at work miles away and the other is a useless shit who’s out galavanting with his girlfriend because SHE needs a driver because even though she has a car, it’s LONELY to drive alone. Then my parents! Mom acts like I’m being irrational and says too bad she’s in the middle of cooking, and my dad? My useless manchild of a father? “Uweeeh, I can’t move, I had to get a catheter today, weeehhh pity meeee”

Fucker. Last time he had a catheter, I was in my month in and out of the hospital because of crippling kidney stones that wouldn’t go away and you know what he told me? He said that HE was suffering more, OBVIOUSLY, so I couldn’t talk.

So I have no sympathy, especially because it’s been THREE!! FUCKING!!! WEEKS!!! Of me just trying to get this asshole off the couch for 20 minutes for a simple fucking errand.

GOD!

[atticuos]

Me: huh. I've been feeling a bit off for a couple of days now.. I wonder-

Period: HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOW!

Me: why you exist.

[seemingly-effortless]

I had my first proper run-in with hospital bureaucracy this morning. Fucking hell. The saga is still ongoing, who the hell even knows what'll happen. Needless to say, I'm feeling especially deflated today.

[coralbabyowl]

If only someone had been in the fucking box when those crosses from darmian and borthwick-Jackson came in

[skeleton-zig]

fuck boys