Summary: Galaxia's main satellite, V-113, fights for independence by frequently attacking the other planet. Any attempt to destroy Galaxia's tranquillity keeps failing, until the young prince Geron gets involved in a scandal that earns him the exile.
So it’s been a very long time, but sometimes you find a comic that’s so offensive that you can’t NOT talk about it. This comic would be Galaxia, the most ham-fisted transparently obvious rip-off of a more popular comic I have ever seen. I will even admit that it’s written more poorly than the original too, though we all know how I feel about Starfighter.
Nope, nothin’ alike at all.
ANYWAY, I came across Galaxia on Tapastic, and I expected to find lots of Starfighter fangirls in the comment section, but maybe we’ve moved passed the days of petty comment sections a la Teahouse, because mostly it’s people doing what they do best: offering bland compliments and requests for more. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but you’d think at least someone would be like, “Um, hey, so this is so fucking blatantly stolen from Starfighter. Maybe at least avoid the black and white color scheme?” But nah. We are cool with plagiarism if there’s buttsex.
Not that Starfighter is the most original webcomic ever made but come on— it has artistic themes that are immediately recognizable. If I knew ripping off something popular while contributing absolutely none of your own creativity would grant you 3.6K followers, I shoulda been doing Teahouse parodies from the start.
And everyone who actually works hard on their comic sheds a single tear.
Like all shitty yaois, this one starts out with sex, because sex sells and if you don’t have a plot (it won’t), sex is the best way to get fans. I honestly do not know this character’s name (and I’m not sure the author does either), but he manages to fuck at least twice, so... PRIORITIES!
See? It’s different from Starfighter because he has a star tattoo on his cheek. Totes magotes not Starfighter, ok.
Thanks for the “smooch” action tag. Wouldn’t have picked that up without it.
I don’t know if Council is spelled wrong because our author did not consult spell check or if it’s supposed to be a sci-fi thing, like when people write vampire as “vampyre” or whatever. I’m gonna go with the former.
As an underage what? An underage drawing of absent artistic integrity? Also, if you need to subtitle your comic in order to explain the rules of your universe, you are not telling your story correctly. I especially like how they upped the age of consent to give this comic the FEELING of pedophilia without the CONTENT of the pedophilia. It’s okay, we all know he’s 12 in spirit.
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUU-UUUN oh girls just wanna have fuuuuuuuuun.
Allow me a moment of self-indulgence because now I feel like this comic is stealing from ME now (I kid; I’m never original, but I try to be subtle about it, lol). Granted, Justin had a much different reaction than *BLUSH BLUSH DESU*
ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THAT
I think we’re supposed to root for the Cai— I mean… whatever this guy’s name is, even though he’s just as much of a sexual harasser as the others. But it’s okay, semes can literally rape someone and people think it’s hot.
This is some SERIOUS anime profile mouth going on. Why is his mouth on his jawline? Ya’ll need to learn how to draw some goddamn lips.
Virgin looks. They’re a thing! Why did no one tell me this? Here I am, showing my virgin face to the world like it’s nothin’, and not a single rapist has licked MY cheek!
I appreciate that this comic is light on stealing the quality of Starfighter’s art but big on stealing Starfighter’s (weak) storyline. Sexual predator asshole main character? CHECK! Spineless scrawny wimp who he is for some reason obsessed with? CHECK! That’s pretty much the whole plot, right?
Another heinous case of anime profile mouth, or as I now shall call it, CheekMouth. Also, I like the doctor showing up out of nowhere to take him somewhere private. I’m sure his intentions are good, as they always are in yaois.
I will never understand these comics that are set waaaaaaay in the future but for some reason the society hasn’t managed how to figure out glass eyes yet. Everyone’s got a goddamn eye patch. Like, people hardly wear eyepatches now. You mean to tell me we’ve got space ships that can traverse the galaxy but no surgery to replace eyes?
Glass eyes don’t exist, but the KKK sure does! Man, we as a society have come far!
The star is gone from his face and I don’t know why. Was it the licking?
Ah yes, look at this obviously-above-the-age-of-19 boy. Definitely doesn’t look 12.
You know what I want in yaoi? Some goddamn sluts. People who know what they want and what they like and actually ask for shit instead of being all ~*~I just don’t know what’s happening to me, what are these FEELINGS~*~. Yaois often come across to me like the internal monologue of a 40-year-old man hitting on teenagers. “Yeah, you don’t like me now, but once I touch your boob you will be so overwhelmed by my sexual prowess!”
