#uselessmartyr

[nickyhemmick]

please! 📝

sfdjhfb tysm !!! sorry if this is trashy i dont have this much ocs (that are well developed)

ahhh okay this one is rlly old; his name’s Kai!! he’s Hawaiian and worked his ass for years to help support his mom and sister (who he loves v v much!!!) his grandfather gave him a job i think cant remember tbh. he loves loves singing!!!! and he actually made it out to be a pop star :’) (this is hwu universe forgive me). he’s hella gay and meets another oc of mine (names Omar) through a mutual friend and they have the softest most pure relationship ive ever seen (i may be a bit biased but idc tbh) and sdhs yeah!!! he’s tall i think ? and has floofy hair and is always always smiling and is not intimidated by ANYONE bc hes just so laid back

no more pls

[elvesofnoldor]

uselessmartyr replied to your post “i was fooling around on youtube, procrastinating (im supposed to be at...”

are you a furry now or..?

??? no ??? 

marion a snake was being gay that’s all why did u throw this insult in my face i dont understand

[elvesofnoldor]

I want “Ex machina 2” where Ava turns out to be genderfluid/non binary as hell and they hooks up with a girl with whom they becomes friend with and the entire movie is just Ava discovering human things with their lesbian friend in the city while occasionally having to escape from ppl trying to hunt her down after they found Nathan and the other guy’s bodies in the secret research facility.  

[tenderstems]

just saw i was tagged by @uselessmartyr​ to do a questions thing so here we go! also i’m bored

1. if your life were made into a movie who would play you? obviously steve buscemi 2. what’s your biggest pet peeve? ppl speaking in the cinema 3. what is your special talent? i don’t really have one like maybe painting??? 4. what’s the best meal you’ve ever had? anything my mum makes 5. what’s you favourite Disney movie and why? i can’t chose between hercules, brother bear, mulan and fantasia because i can watch them all over and over again and never get bored 6. what would you do with a million dollars if you ever won the lottery? save half,  give half to my dad 7. have you ever sang and danced in the elevator? i’ve probably sang with my headphones on when i was alone i dunno. no dancing though lol 8. if you could be a superhero, what would your power be? time travel? is that a superpower? 9. what would you do if you were invisible for a day? steal some stuff probably lol 10. if you have the chance to meet your favourite artist, what would you do/say to them or with them or both? probably sylvia plath or david fincher/wes anderson or kate bush i dunno just have a good chat 11. if you could be born again, who would you come back as? yes kate bush or mother cate blanchett

and the second load of qs:

1. what is the last song you had on repeat? america by simon and garfunkel, only for 6 WEEKS (and still going) 2. what’s something funny/weird/cute you did as a kid? take my clothes off all the time omg 3. where have you always wanted to go / what have you always wanted to see? rome just to see all of it 4. after a long, trying day, what gives you comfort? it’s always sunny in philadelphia 5. the great pineapple on pizza debate: discuss it’s delicious 6. okay, i have to ask: whats one meme you LOVE and one meme you hate? i’m always gonna love the astrology/signs meme but i can’t stand like the Original early internet black and white memes like the troll face and shit like that……not funny 7. is there a movie or a book that never fails to make you Emotional? BRIEF ENCOUNTER, atonement, brokeback mountain, her, big fish, ROOM is still making me super emotional atm 8. when robots/AIs inevitably gain power/control, and humans are no longer in positions of power, how will you react? that’s horrific i don’t even wanna think about that it terrifies me that if we as a society don’t stop playing god we may eventually get there….. makes u think huh (lol) 9. if you could fight one person out of every person who has ever lived who would you fight. why + would you win? woody allen cos he’s a weak old man and i’m a strong woman 10. if you could transform into any animal, which animal would you be? some kind of flying bird 11. describe your ideal aesthetic vs. your actual aesthetic. unless they’re the same. then just describe your aesthetic my ideal aesthetic is like some weird glittery skater/grandma hybrid vibe (like long skirts and thrasher shirts) but at the moment i’ve only really got the grandma bit going on…..

[relatable-psychosis]

tpfw your friends are talking about sixpencee's scary stories and you have to ask them to change the subject because those "stories" are starting to feel real

[elvesofnoldor]

lifehack: when u wanna know what your OTPs kids would look like but they gay. Simple solution!! Headcanon one of them as trans!! it is honestly the best. solution. ever.

lol yeah i actually have an AU in mind where part of my OTP is a trans man. 

Although, I’m not sure if it’s ok if you headcanon part of your fictional OTP as trans just to imagine what their kids look like....it sounds....vaguely wrong tbh. But it’s probably just me. 

[elvesofnoldor]

uselessmartyr replied to your post “willneverbeordinary replied to your post “so our creative writing...”

plus lately ive been staying up later and later so like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

uselessmartyr replied to your post “willneverbeordinary replied to your post “so our creative writing...”

you underestimate my third for stories featuring lgbta++ characters. ALSO. my love for literature and reading and just I AM A HUGE NERD YOLANDA YOU MUST KNOW THIS BY NOWWW

omg lol. I KNOW U R A NERD MARION IT’S VERY OBVIOUS BY THIS POINT AND I DON’T NEED TO TALK TO YOU A LOT TO KNOW THAT IM JUST TRYING MY BEST TO DO SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE THINGS. 

my next piece will probably be featuring one queer character....(she probs bi and aro) but im gonna ease up on the queer romantic relationships thing for the next piece lol. i wanted to write two stories that feature gay characters this term and one with a female queer character. My class just workshopped the one with gay dudes. so i kinda wanna stop giving my class stories with gay dudes in them when it’s time for them to read my next piece lol. 

[elvesofnoldor]

willneverbeordinary replied to your post “so our creative writing prof analyzed my piece of writing first, the...”

Look at you adulting!! :D I'm not adulting very well atm. I need to hand something in on Thursday but I haven't written it yet. Ah well. But really, you were the only one who wrote queer characters? And ugh, so annoying with the language thing!

uselessmartyr replied to your post “so our creative writing prof analyzed my piece of writing first, the...”

!! that sucks !! but also i hope u know u can always hit me up at like midnight to proofread your work (if you're comfortable that is -- im not exactly a 2nd year writer or anything)

@willneverbeordinary  DUDE I LITERALLY JUST SHOWED UP IN CREATIVE WRITING CLASS AND TALKED ABOUT MY WRITING IN THE WORKSHOP SESSION THAT WAS BARELY ADULTING. LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD COULD DO THE SAME THING

yeah, i’m the only one in a dozen of students. im literally the one who ever wrote queer characters into my story. it’s amazing. although our prof was happy that i wanted to write queer stories lol 

i have to write outline for my screenwriting class tomorrow lmao 

@uselessmartyr Marion.....listen......u gotta actually be prepare bc there is a chance.....i might actually knock on your door at 12:59am one day and be like......bruh wanna read this story and correct some typos and point out some other stupid mistakes...........it’d be fun bruh.......just saying u gotta be prepare.......i think i once msged Evelyna to proofread my shit once at 11pm and that’s the worst i’ve done but it doesn’t mean i can’t be a shitter person when the circumstances call for it

i will try to do my shits in advance lol i kinda lost that habit after a few mediocre marks on my 1st year essays