#userautumn

[zouisalmightie]

what did you do to your living room

i have a long awkward lily shaped living room so i never liked the setup. i had it set up where it felt like i had a living room and a library room but the light was bad and it was awkward and cramped looking. idk how to describe what i did lol but i moved everything around so its more like one big room? idk its growing on me i think

[basil-bird]

IT IS. this new character popped into my brain and i was like "........ ?? gordo????????" but there's significantly less magic and more trauma in this one

his essence perseveres

[bigassbowlingballhead]

did you know that dylan sprayberry is a scientologist. i literally just found this out last night. he looks like a mormon. look at this. what are we doing.

oh yes, i saw. it was a Big topic of discussion when he "came out" scientologist. well. at least he's fucking tom cruise now.

[malinaa]

tell me about the daddy kink fic 🎤

scream it's my very-close-to-canon au where conrad and belly start a sexual relationship fairly young (she's 13, he's 15) and just fall into daddy kink as they get older bc he has a caretaking thing and she has a being taken care of thing, obviously. this is the vibe we're working with:

“You give off such a big brother vibe.” A smile skates across his face. “Yeah?” “Is she really little?” she asks, stepping on his toe with a quick oops. “Your sister.” The lie should feel weird, but he’s thought weirder things about Belly Conklin than anyone can even fathom. He doesn’t say that he’s taken care of her like a father, that he fucked her like a boyfriend, that he loves her like a husband. But, sure, yeah. He’s treated her like a sister, too, once upon a time if you look at his actions under a certain light. “She’s only two-ish years younger than me,” Conrad says, undeniably fond, “but she’s definitely the baby of the family.”

my wips

[bigassbowlingballhead]

well i, for one, definitely follow you for your massive dick #objectification

do you see what i have to deal with?

[bigassbowlingballhead]

yes but you're leaving out the part where we are cosmically intertwined, destined to find each other in every universe so jot that down

right of course how could i forget.

[mistchievous]

happy birthday, love 💟🥳

Thank, Jack my darling! I hope things are going well for you. Sending you all the love. 🥰💙🩵💜🩷💗💖

[bigassbowlingballhead]

okay my question is this.

you can have a threesome with taylor zakhar perez and [redacted] only ONCE. but! ☝🏾 if either one of you comes during the threesome, every other man in the world will die and no other men will ever be born again. do you eternally edge for the sake of humanity or do you just kill everybody for the sake of hashtag living in the moment? this is obviously the most important question you will be asked today.

so if i or tzp cum... every other man on earth dies except the three of us?

rip men i guess.