#usernamesarebitches

[barnescafe]

I personally believe you writing another crack fic would help heal my depression.

In other words, pls write that crack fic.

wrote this a few months ago when the idea initially creeped up 🤔🤔

[steverogersnotebook]

usernamesarebitches replied to your photoset “must love dogs – my favorite puppy, Chris Evans”

Where in the hell is this from.

@usernamesarebitches it’s from Ana de Armas’ IG story today. (it can also be found here)

[barnescafe]

Wait wait wait. How many chapters of Harmless are left?!?! I have to start preparing myself emotionally for when it ends because I will surely start sobbing, ari. It has been my emotional support fic these past few months. Truly amazing.

just the epilogue! i haven't started writing it yet so you may have some more time

[barnescafe]

I just really want you to know that Harmless is my favorite fic story I've read in a lllooooonnnnggggg time, possibly ever. It makes me so happy and I squeal and jump up and down when I see a new chapter (not lying). You're an amazing writer and I'm thankful you decided to do a Perry the platypus and Dr. Doofenshmritz themed fic.

oh,,, my god

thank you so much for this, i don't even know what to say

[barnescafe]

Well now you have to give us the title of this atrocious marvel fandom fic so that we can read it.

i physically can't do that but i appreciate how sweet this is

[hansensgirl]

Water bottle wise, I prefer the stainless steel kind that like keeps your drinks cold rather than just like hard plastic cups. But I love them all and if they have a pretty design or good use, I'll buy it and store it. I also add tumblers to the collection as well. I have a Halloween one that I'm digging up for Spooktober!

that’s understandable!!! the halloween ones sound fun but hard to find!!

[hansensgirl]

I collect any type of reusable water bottles and cups and keychains. I have so many water bottles/cups I cant go into Target by myself anymore.

wait i love that so much!! is there a specific colour or material you prefer?

[hansensgirl]

I thought I was the only one insecure about my pussy. Obviously not.

don’t worry bb! trust me, there’ll always be someone out there to relate to you!! a regardless of how different your pussy looks like from the expectations, i bet it’s absolutely gorgeous and i would still kiss it so yeah!!!