#usher shenanigans

[mothfromusher]

i was just minding my business in the buried, taking a dirt nap. (i hibernate during the summer bc Fuck That) when one of the less influenced Dirt Boys tell me that hozier released an ep

if you’ve ever spent time in a car with a dirt man (gn) that has the aux, yk we love lesbian jesus. and when i got back to my apartment to check my phone i saw At Least a hundred messages. mostly ppl wanting out of the buried (like i have influence over every single manifestation ever), but my boss made me come back to work as soon as i woke up

so anyway, hi. i’m awake, i’m tracking copious amounts of dirt around the foundation as an act of resistance, and nobody’s soldier slaps harder than a flesh avatar in a wrestling match

[mothfromusher]

“why do you drink lactose free milk? you pride yourself in being able to tolerate lactose. meh meh meh meh meh.”

MAYBE I JUST LIKE THE TASTE, JEREMY!!!!!!! MAYBE I DONT WANT TO HAVE THIRTY MILKS CROWDING THE LIBRARY KITCHEN FRIDGE, JEREMY!!!!!!! MAYBE I WANT TO STOCK THE LIBRARY KITCHEN WITH THINGS THAT WONT GIVE MY COWORKERS THE SHITS, JEREMY!!!!!