UnofficialUsherFoundation

Moth Jones (he/they) Usher Foundation Library. seven inches taller than mike crew.

[dogpuppy]

[mothfromusher]

hi

[official-magnus-institute]

ooc:

every time we get to write something serious, we start foaming at the mouth and jumping and shit i LOVE being spooky just as much as being funny

[mothfromusher]

also ooc:

sameeeeeeeeeee, i’m fucking waiting for an opportunity to do genuine horror instead of horror/comedy

[clairebearsparkles]

Here’s my second commission I did for @magnusforgaza ! I went all out for this one since they are my boys lol.

This request came from @just-cerbin for something with Hezekiah and Nathaniel, so you can thank them for having more lovely art of them.

[nectardraws]

michael awareness poster

[mothfromusher]

we need this in the foundation, with how often certain people (ahem @artinartifact ) get stuck dealing with the spiral

[mothfromusher]

i was just minding my business in the buried, taking a dirt nap. (i hibernate during the summer bc Fuck That) when one of the less influenced Dirt Boys tell me that hozier released an ep

if you’ve ever spent time in a car with a dirt man (gn) that has the aux, yk we love lesbian jesus. and when i got back to my apartment to check my phone i saw At Least a hundred messages. mostly ppl wanting out of the buried (like i have influence over every single manifestation ever), but my boss made me come back to work as soon as i woke up

so anyway, hi. i’m awake, i’m tracking copious amounts of dirt around the foundation as an act of resistance, and nobody’s soldier slaps harder than a flesh avatar in a wrestling match

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Damn, thought you're dead¿??¿

[mothfromusher]

nope, i just hate summer. although i have heard of avatars fading during hibernation

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Oh damn,never thought avatars could hibernate¿??¿

[mothfromusher]

mostly just the buried ones do, it’s an easy way to connect to our entity. vibe in a space influenced by your entity (mine is a sunken cathedral bc i’m a pretentious bitch who was raised in the deep south), sleep if you feel like it, reap benefits

it’s nice. just make sure you have a way to wake up

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Oh, interesting¡! Slightly boring tho.

Though that comes from a spiral spider who needs to be overwhelmed 24/7 as to not feel bored,so who am I to judge????¿??¿?¿¿

[mothfromusher]

damnnnnnn, how tf do you function with so much shit going on all the time?

i spend an hour at a club and have to lay in the coffin for three days

and my non-avatar coworker says that the Fears don’t influence one’s personality

[mothfromusher]

i was just minding my business in the buried, taking a dirt nap. (i hibernate during the summer bc Fuck That) when one of the less influenced Dirt Boys tell me that hozier released an ep

if you’ve ever spent time in a car with a dirt man (gn) that has the aux, yk we love lesbian jesus. and when i got back to my apartment to check my phone i saw At Least a hundred messages. mostly ppl wanting out of the buried (like i have influence over every single manifestation ever), but my boss made me come back to work as soon as i woke up

so anyway, hi. i’m awake, i’m tracking copious amounts of dirt around the foundation as an act of resistance, and nobody’s soldier slaps harder than a flesh avatar in a wrestling match

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Damn, thought you're dead¿??¿

[mothfromusher]

nope, i just hate summer. although i have heard of avatars fading during hibernation

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Oh damn,never thought avatars could hibernate¿??¿

[mothfromusher]

mostly just the buried ones do, it’s an easy way to connect to our entity. vibe in a space influenced by your entity (mine is a sunken cathedral bc i’m a pretentious bitch who was raised in the deep south), sleep if you feel like it, reap benefits

it’s nice. just make sure you have a way to wake up

[artinartifact]

Scary things to hear at work: Fuck, Shit, Oh no, fucking hell, oh god, nonono

Especially if it’s said in the same sentence

[mothfromusher]

ok, who fucked with what spook

[artinartifact]

Qaim, dunno what artifact. I asked and all I got back was

“CORRUPTION”

[mothfromusher]

thisistheshitiwakeuptoareyoyshittingmydick

oooooooook, i’ll check with the corruption/buried dual-avatars and see what i can get back

any idea what flavor of corruption? (ie, illness, mold/decay, bugs, etm)

[artinartifact]

Lemme ask

“I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL!” - Direct quote from him

Nevermind it was bugs, thanks Abrielle

[mothfromusher]

great, just great

with it being august, a lot of the bug-based duals are giving their last hurrah before hibernation. so it’ll probably take a while for me to get ahold of the sociable ones.

in the meantime, is it flying bugs, crawling, bugs, or burrowing bugs? stinging bugs will typically have some connection to the violence based entities

[mothfromusher]

i was just minding my business in the buried, taking a dirt nap. (i hibernate during the summer bc Fuck That) when one of the less influenced Dirt Boys tell me that hozier released an ep

if you’ve ever spent time in a car with a dirt man (gn) that has the aux, yk we love lesbian jesus. and when i got back to my apartment to check my phone i saw At Least a hundred messages. mostly ppl wanting out of the buried (like i have influence over every single manifestation ever), but my boss made me come back to work as soon as i woke up

so anyway, hi. i’m awake, i’m tracking copious amounts of dirt around the foundation as an act of resistance, and nobody’s soldier slaps harder than a flesh avatar in a wrestling match

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Damn, thought you're dead¿??¿

[mothfromusher]

nope, i just hate summer. although i have heard of avatars fading during hibernation

[artinartifact]

Scary things to hear at work: Fuck, Shit, Oh no, fucking hell, oh god, nonono

Especially if it’s said in the same sentence

[mothfromusher]

ok, who fucked with what spook

[artinartifact]

Qaim, dunno what artifact. I asked and all I got back was

“CORRUPTION”

[mothfromusher]

thisistheshitiwakeuptoareyoyshittingmydick

oooooooook, i’ll check with the corruption/buried dual-avatars and see what i can get back

any idea what flavor of corruption? (ie, illness, mold/decay, bugs, etm)

[mothfromusher]

i was just minding my business in the buried, taking a dirt nap. (i hibernate during the summer bc Fuck That) when one of the less influenced Dirt Boys tell me that hozier released an ep

if you’ve ever spent time in a car with a dirt man (gn) that has the aux, yk we love lesbian jesus. and when i got back to my apartment to check my phone i saw At Least a hundred messages. mostly ppl wanting out of the buried (like i have influence over every single manifestation ever), but my boss made me come back to work as soon as i woke up

so anyway, hi. i’m awake, i’m tracking copious amounts of dirt around the foundation as an act of resistance, and nobody’s soldier slaps harder than a flesh avatar in a wrestling match

[artinartifact]

Scary things to hear at work: Fuck, Shit, Oh no, fucking hell, oh god, nonono

Especially if it’s said in the same sentence

[mothfromusher]

ok, who fucked with what spook

[brainstatic]

Just a heads up right now: on the day when Trump dies, I’m going to be extremely tasteless about it. It’s going to get ugly. You are going to see a side of me I am not proud of. I don’t want any call-outs in my inbox, I’m stating right now that lines will be crossed.

[stoned-dahmer-deactivated201802]

How disgusting can someone be

I wouldn’t even say this about my worst enemy

Forget the fact that its trump. If you agree with this youre fucking evil. Evil literally lives inside you. Wow.

[a-really-bad-decision]

Anyways all of y’all AND the evil that literally lives inside of you are invited to the sick ass house party I’m throwing when lord dampnut kicks the bucket

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I feel like all you Americans need to take a look at what happened here in the UK after Maggie Thatcher died. Because when it comes to tasteless celebrations fuelled by anger and the death of a hated political leader, we REALLY pushed the boat out. We had street parties. We had burning effigies. We pushed “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead” to the top of the charts out of sheer hatred. Bone up kiddos, and I really hope you manage to do that truly American thing, of dramatically outdoing us with your celebrations.

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

Reblogging for last comment.

[eyesofatragedy67]

With the way this year is going, the sooner it happens the better.

[hazeldomain]

*this can be reblogged every year

[systlin]

I’m going to make cake. There’s going to be fireworks. There WILL be a burnt effigy.

[jackdaw-kraai]

Look, I’m gonna level with you americans for a second. When old wrinkly and orange kicks the bucket, for once in my life, possibly the only time, I’ll actually want to be able to see the fireworks from across the Atlantic. And I daresay I won’t be the only one. So listen to me and listen closely, cause I’ll only say it once: When the moldy Cheeto bites it, it’s the one and only chance you’ll likely have at being loudly, unbearably, obnoxiously American in your celebration and for once, the rest of the world won’t complain. 

[blondejaneblonde]

…I know I just reblogged this, but that last comment 👌👨🏻‍🍳

[finnglas]

Listen I’m already designing the cake I’m gonna order from Publix.

[caitlynlynch]

I want to see the fireworks from AUSTRALIA, guys. Make it happen.

[its-target-official]

I usually don’t really want to be American. But. When that asswipe finally dies, I will light them fireworks and eat them hotdogs.

[mothfromusher]

hello? Anyone here?

yeeees? hi, how are you?

[iced-tea-and-horror-stories-dea]

Good, good. Uh, could you help me with, uh, something?

[mothfromusher]

I’ll try my best. What do you need help with?

[mothfromusher]

hello? Anyone here?

yeeees? hi, how are you?

[researchercase]

It's too warm today, I'm not appreciating the fact that summer is getting closer

-Casey

[mothfromusher]

mood. makes me wanna punch the old ass yeehaws that don’t know how a library works.

[official-magnus-institute]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

This is very silly and I Know that but, I need to say this. The difference between 👀 and 👁👁 is JARRING. Im not sure if its the less cartoony style, the deepness of the pupils or the fact that theyre looking Right At You, but it's a little heebie-jeebie-ish.

J. Sims, whos heebies have been jeebied.

[mothfromusher]

who’s

heebies

have been

jeebied

[lizweirdo]

JONATHAN SIMS 💀💀💀