Ushnu....more like Ushno
So, last night, I was in Dubai, and I hit up Madinat Jumeirah for some good ol' Italian. The restaurant was closed, sadly. Upon wandering round the souk and being creeped out by one of the dudes there (he literally put his head on my shoulder and said hello, I screamed) I found a nice little Lebanese restaurant, I'm pretty sure it was called Ushnu but I can't remember. Short term memory loss will do that to you. Intrigued, I wandered inside, sat down. I love my Lebanese food, but this was pretty godawful. They served me a drink that I promptly spit out first. It was too sweet, too sweet for even me. The food was pretty bad. I had some sort of sausage thing, looked like a dick. It had horrible consistency, and I'm honestly not sure what I ate. The best bit was the dessert - fresh fruit. Definitely won't be eating there again.