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[dubvexx]

Everyday when I look at the news, the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny sounds a little more tame.

[earthnode]

Natalie, please read me a story!

well you see, young coomer...

once upon a time old godzilla was hoppin' around tokyo city like a big playground when suddenly batman burst from the shade and hit godzilla with a bat grenade godzilla got pissed and began to attack but didn't expect to be blocked by shaq who proceeded to open up a can of shaq fu when aaron carter came out of the blue and he started beating up shaquille o'neal then they both got flattened by the batmobile but before he could make it back to the batcave abraham lincoln popped out of his grave and took an ak-47 out from under his hat and blew batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away because optimus prime came to save the day this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive i wonder who it will be this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime like scruff mcgruff took a bite out of crime then shaq came back covered in a tire track but jackie chan jumped out and landed on his back and batman was injured and trying to get steady when abraham lincoln came back with a machete but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped indiana jones took him out with his whip then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find because batman stole it and he shot and he missed and jackie chan deflected it with his fist then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault while abraham lincoln tried to polevault onto optimus prime, but they collided in the air then they both got hit by a care bear stare this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive i wonder who it will be this is the ultimate showdown angels sang out in immaculate course down from the heavens descended chuck norris who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jones who fell over on the ground writhing in pain as batman changed back into bruce wayne but chuck saw through his clever disguise and he crushed batman's head in between his thighs then gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop the terminator captain kirk and darth vader lo pan superman every single power ranger bill s. preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc ock and hulk hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe the fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood the rest saw their better mr. rogers in a blood stained sweater this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see and only one will survive i wonder who it will be this is the ultimate showdown (this is the ultimate showdown) this is the ultimate showdown! (this is the ultimate showdown) this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate payless shoes.

[sini-stories]

So, everyone remembers this absolute utterly fantasmic classic, and the hilarious twist ending to the massive battle of media icons; but - PLOT TWIST: 

Mr. Rogers' won and has blood on his sweater because he refused to fight, and he dedicated his name in the battle to healing and caring for the wounded.

Everyone else died (as no one would ever be so evil that they would kill Mr. Rogers), and when it was just Mr. Rogers and the last other person left, after talking him down and explaining why it was all unnecessary and horrible, all this bloodshed and murder and hate, the other person realized that the war would never truly be evil until only one person survived and deemed the victor. Before Mr. Rogers could stop them, they kill themselves. Mr. Rogers is the only survivor now, and as such has won, never for a second having malice or greed in his heart or eyes.

He emerges, scarred, horrified, distraught, and burdened with the guilt of all of it - but he emerges from the war zone nonetheless. A huge crowd has gathered, and they begin to cheer once they see someone coming out; but once they realize it’s Mr. Rogers, and they see the look on his face and the blood on his clothes, they stare in shock. 

All adults are silent. No one breathes, no one blinks, no one says anything as the wind blows and whips through the vast empty space Mr. Rogers is slowly closing. No one but the children. They all run towards him; this man we’ve all known and loved, that we’ve passed on our love and trust for to our children - though they’ve never met him, never seen him in real life (all peoples dead were brought back to life for this grand melee), and they run towards him as he stops and sits down on the ground, letting the youths come to him. 

Some parents are running after their children. They know they’re not in any danger, but the instinct is strong, and the confusion is intense. So they run. The children finally reach him, and can see that Mr. Rogers is absolutely shattered. He smiles for them - and them alone. He doesn’t want to scare them any more than they already have been. His eyes are burning red and his cheeks are slick and shiny with hot, burning tears. He can barely make out the children’s faces. They crowd around him, plopping down on the dusty, chalked ground beside him. They are strain to touch him, hold his arm and hands, patting his head and lightly rubbing his back in an effort to comfort him. One child, barely big enough to come up to his head as he sits in front of the toddler. The toddler holds out a tiny, chubby hand and wipes away his tears. They wobble forward a little and wrap their arms around his neck, giving him a kiss on the cheek. The parents are standing back, watching, and their fear turns into grief. One speaks up.

“You helped us at our worst; let us help you.”

Mr. Rogers leads the world into a glorious new era, and era of peace, compassion, and love. 

Mr. Rogers is the Ultimate Champion of Ultimate Destiny.

[tentacleteapot]

this is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny