h🕳️le

a little bit of megalo in the sun

[earthnode]

damn this game sucks

[badassdemonsword]

I wish i could articulate better what i mean by "the way so many grown adults talk about and consume pokemon creeps me out a lot" But people act like you shitted on their decorated war hero uncle's grave when you try to criticize things like that. which happens to be a part of the reason why it creeps me out

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

[deadelated]

[beadyeyes]

[sunburnt-brian]

[sacred-portal]

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[memeuplift]

[samcormac]

what’s the rush?

[cloudabserk]

grace wakes up out of his coma and immediately puts on a skirt and starts exclusively going by his very feminine last name. he said if i’m stranded alone in space i’m gonna have some fun with gender.

[cloudabserk]

the aliens even use she/her pronouns for grace

[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

How much longer is Markiplier going to last?

[voidedmuffin]

hes been fighting for so long…

[isthemarkipliervidcute]

Rating: cute!

Markiplier has been fighting for his life non stop since 2017, but you can tell by the speed of his movements that he is still happy and healthy. When he is done fighting he will simply stop.

[glutko]

[swampgallows]

this is hurting me, dear.

[edettethegreat]

rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.

and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"

and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[captain-price-returns]

He has too much health

[gunsandfireandshit]

smh 🤦‍♀️ just admit you never read the rules of acquisition