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[sovetskijsoyuz]

Silly headcannon.: Konstantin's mortal enemy isn't Alfred....it's low doorframes.

Because standing at 1.98 meters (6'5.95") isn't easy when the doorframe is only 1.80 meters tall (5'10").

He has hit his head several times while walking around houses that aren't his own or where the roof isn't tall enough for him to be standing straight.