#usurxr

[baagha]

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                                              Texting Meme                                                ( accepting ! )

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

[txt]; u used to u used to [txt]; u used to call me on my cellphone[txt]; fu ck u nevr did that tbh[txt]; drake is my god fuck kyra

[baagha]

                ✘│ @usurxr​  wanted a thing

               ❛ I already told you before; this guy was just scared of you because                  you were drunk last night and shouted nasty things at him. It’s not                  because you look badass. ❜  

[exo-joker]

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“What end of a baby do you put in a blender first?”

“... the feet so you can see it’s expression.”

[goldenpathkyrati]

@usurxr

Stretched out on a rock, Ajmal lay on his stomach as he idly people-watched. The normal Golden Path members drove or strolled by, and the occasional herd of Sambar pranced by. Letting out a yawn, Ajmal’s brow perked when he heard footsteps down the road. They sounded angry.

His head perked up, and from a distance, the archer could see a woman storming down the road. She looked quite familiar as she drew closer, Ajmal could finally recognize her. 

What was the princess of Kyrat doing all the way down  here?

[lunarcries-a]

@usurxr

It had been months since she’d seen Lakshmana, and part of her didn’t regret it. After leaving the army, Sarah had finally been given a chance to heal. No more dark rings burned under her eyes. Hardly any cuts on her pale skin. Life was good. But God, she missed her. As much as a pain the princess was, she found herself sneaking back to see Lakshmana one last time.

It was late, no doubt she’d be pissed off at being woken at this time, but Sarah could hardly believe she’d even made it into her room (powers had their perks). Taking a trembling breath, she carefully moved forward. Was she starting to cry?

“W-wheezy? Shit, uh… I know you’re gonna be pissed at me but.” A pause. “Fuck, I’ve missed you.”

[empathetiic]

@usurxr

❝ uh, miss. it’s best not to go that way. there are very horrible    people that just do not like a ‘no’ or anything for an answer. i    would suggest the simple route, but then again... there are    creatures around the area... ❞

[theactofundoing-archive]

@usurxr:

          “Hold your applause ‘til I change.          Blood on Versace isn’t a good look.          Just because I’m a fashion icon, it          doesn’t mean I’ll make this become          a thing.”

“If only, if only, blood were not frowned upon by society. I'm assuming that isn't your blood, so who'd you stab and why didn't you allow me to join in?”

[exo-joker]

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“It’s not as bad as it looks, alright, just leave it alone. I can lick my own wounds.”