#uta chats

[uta-the-diva-offical]

Your Shanks kid? Welp. Consider me your new cool Auntie, Hun!

Mentally shoves Shamrock and every other person out of the way

@gabans-babygirl

YES AN AUNTIE FUCK YESSSS AHAHHAHSAJKDFSKJDFJHSDFJKH HELLOOOOOOOOO

[uta-the-diva-offical]

ehehem !!

fuck it

@gods-holiest-knight and @redhaired-redhearted WE yes we are going to talk about your mother. who i met. in the afterlife.

i’m aware this will be difficult for you two. i do not care. @the-grandline-bartender please give us. drinks. idk what these two alcoholics like, but i’m sure you know. i’ll have smth sweet please !!

let’s start with a question : how much do you two already know about her ??

[uta-the-diva-offical]

Silence.

Absolute silence.

Window breaking noises:

A goose has flown directly into your room.

.... This was not supposed to be my landing zone but oh well! It appears that I've miscalculated the trajectory.

@dr-gooses-blog

oh ! um. okay !

you're the doctor, correct ? nice ta meecha ! i'm uta, but i'm assuming you already knew that, kyeheh ~

[uta-the-diva-offical]

Hi Uta how are you? I hope tot hasn’t been bothering you too much… and… I think I have a boyfriend! His name is Paulie 🥳

you have a what.

where.

[uta-the-diva-offical]

Hey Uta hate to alarm you but I was reading threads and noticed a detail

When Tot was turned tiny, it mentioned escaping Gordon

And when it was turned back it was resealed in it's pages yippee but uhhhh

The sheet music, which can move on it's own, is off Elegia & unsecured 🫡

WHAT.

shitshitshitwaitreally

@totmusica-official ?!??

[uta-the-diva-offical]

Boom shakalaka

You have to tell the truth for 3 hours

OH !! FUCK !!

"ohhhh who should we curse with this hm lets go with the person who lies daily for her job" WOOWWWWW THANKS BITCH

[uta-the-diva-offical]

(🎭: you dont have anon asks on, so just OOO pretend..)

hello.

your pinned post says that you are back from the dead. is that true? if so, you will be the first i have met to have also come back. were you also trapped in limbo?

AH !!! oh my god !!! another one !!!!!

no, i wasn’t…i recall some colors, shapes, sounds..people ໒꒰ྀི ˶> ˕ <˶꒱ྀི১

it was actually kind of nice. i was able to meet my kinda-brother’s brother, and my granny too ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა !

ahahhshshshsh sorry abt anon i lowkey forgot abt that…𐔌՞. .՞𐦯

[uta-the-diva-offical]

UTA DARLING HOW ARE YOU???

@yourqueens-favequeen

I AM DOING FANTASTIC NOW THAT YOU ARE HERE !!

came back from the dead lmao but i'm assuming one of the rev boys already told you that