Last night, the Athletics Department hosted it's annual Valentine's Day auction. Curious as to who bid on who, here's the recap:
Brittany Pierce: A bit of a surprise here, but Brittany Pierce was bid on and won by her ex-girlfriend, Quinn Fabray for $150. While there were several bidders at play, they almost unanimously dropped their hands when Quinn raised hers. Could it be the entire student body is as hopeful for a reunion as I am?
Ryder Lynn: Of course Marley Rose, the non-girlfriend of Ryder Lynn bid on her beau. However things became competitive when Sebastian joined the auction with his notoriously deep pockets. Sebastian eventually won the bidding war that capped out at $325.
Finn Hudson: All was not lost for Marley Rose though. She won a night with Finn Hudson for $100. We're assuming bids didn't go very high for the star quarterback of our championship team because he's well known to be in a long-term relationship with Rachel Berry.
Mike Chang: "Best Abs on Campus" was a hot commodity last night. Bidding was competitive until Rachel Berry ended things with a $500 bid. So, uh.,.maybe she's not so happily dating Finn Hudson? We're kind of lost too.
Santana Lopez: Our resident hottie with a body was also a hot commodity this Valentines Day. Bidding got ridiculously competitive until Tina Cohen-Chang laid down the final bid of $1,025. Yeah, we've never heard of the girl either, but after a little research we discovered that she's a Studio Art major who transferred in this semester. I guess she didn't get the memo that our HBIC doesn't swing that way?
Bree Dawson and Kitty Wilde: Lastly, Kitty and Bree received what appeared to be pity bids of $100 each by Sebastian Smythe. Just goes to show no one loves a bitch, right?
If you see any of these couples out and about this Valentine's Day, be sure to snap a photo or take notes. I need material for my blog.
