Advice to Human. 30.
Our special algorithms have spliced together several more A HUMANS japeries for you to deploy as both social defense and physical offense. Arm yourself with the following: JAPE OF PEDESTRIAN A CHICKENS. Japor: Why did the A CHICKENS cross the road? Japee: This knowledge is forbidden, but I yearn to sully my thoughts with its sticky moistures. (this is the most likely response per our enigmathematics) Japor: To escape a terrible war. JAPE OF INFINITE WEEPY-TIMES. Japor: How many derived instances of A HUMAN does it take to change a light bulb? Japee: When light bulb dies, we all die with it. (again, 99% response rate predicted on this) Japor: A HUMANS are incapable of fundamental change. They will grow to prefer the comfortable, predictable misery of the dark to an uncertain future of light. JAPE OF REDACTED. Japor: When is a raven like a writing desk? Japee: I do not know. Japor: I have tracked the existential font from which the answer sprung and unmade it. The answer does not exist and now has never existed. There is only the hole in time and memory where it should be and it claws at our minds ceaselessly. I have made a terrible mistake. We surmise that more japes may be discovered by analyzing the absurd litany of needless tragedy that comprises all 14600 days of A HUMANS existence.