#utis are hell

[svedone]

penis privilege is being so much less likely to get a uti

[of-another-broken-heart]

So goddamn miserable. 

I’m sitting on a towel because I can’t sit my UTI-having ass on the toilet all day for when actual piss wants to come out of me. There are four other people here who need to use the toilet. And even hobbling up stairs to get to the toilet results in most everything coming out on its own before I get there, anyway. Bladder is just shuttling things straight out. The times I try to win that race, I end up wrecking what I’m wearing anyway because if I unclench my legs enough to get my underwear down, that’s enough to let the piss just fall right out, too. 

27 and I’m wishing I had a fucking diaper. Woo.