The Things That Are Created At 3 In The Morning, I Swear... Introducing Papytale (AKA the Papyrus!AU)
What follows is a rather interesting convo between the few lingering viewers of an extremely entertaining Undertale livestream by @loverofpiggies, in which a new (ridiculous) AU is invented and hilarity ensues.
Other participants include:
@shirokaze2012 @spring-liily @lizzacorn
Pixiemage: And we're back to the Spaghetti Theory. How do we always end up here?
Shirokaze2012_: What the heck is the spaghetti theory...isn't that the one where the spaghetti in CPAU got everyone drunk?
Liily: the people on this stream is secretly papyrus
Liily: everyone is papyrus
Charadidnothingwrong: yep. the spaghetti did it.
Shirokaze2012_: because it's an actual physics thing, the gravity of a black hole stretches things into spaghetti
Pixiemage: Papyrus!AU
Pixiemage: Papytale
Rian: a universe where everyone is papyrus except sans
Rian: he's very happy there
Shirokaze2012_: but what if....the only sans was an underswap sans too!
Shirokaze2012_: the happiest of AUs
Pixiemage: "with only one of me, I feel a bit bonely..." Universal scream: "SANS!!"
Liily: yes
Pixiemage: D'awww
SansPapSkellyBros: lol talking is still happening
Liily: even the humans
Liily: are all papyrus
SansPapSkellyBros: wat
Pixiemage: Papytale
SansPapSkellyBros: I LOVE IT
Liily: read up
SansPapSkellyBros: I SHALL
Shirokaze2012_: GREETINGS SURFACE PAPYRUS! WE ARE THE PAPYRUS TRAPPED UNDERGROUND
Pixiemage: And spaghetti for EVERY meal
Shirokaze2012_: HELLO OTHER PAPYRUS
Liily: omigod
Liily: HI IM PAPYRUS
Liily: THIS IS MY FRIEND PAPYRUS
Liily: DONT FORGET MY FRIEND
Liily: hi im sans
Shirokaze2012_: DAMNIT
Shirokaze2012_: you messed it up, I was so waiting
Liily: i didnt want to type the whole thing dude
Shirokaze2012_: I was gonna say it, but oh well
Pixiemage: Imagine the plotline. "A child named Papyrus falls down a hole and meets Papyrus, is saved by Papyrus, meets Papyrus and his brother Sans, fights Papyrus, Papyrus, and Papyrus, sings with Papyrus....
Liily: this has to be made into a thing
Shirokaze2012_: nono...you can't name the character papyrus...so the one that falls is papyru
SansPapSkellyBros: ok i have read PappyTale is the greatest thing in the world
Pixiemage: ....gets chased by Papyrus, has a date with Papyrus, and has to fight King Papyrus to help the other Papyrus's escape the Papyrusground.
Liily: dates ANOTHER papyrus
Pixiemage: Hehehe, Papyru
Shirokaze2012_: and they reintegrate with the surface papyruses.
Shirokaze2012_: who aren't quite sure why there were papyruses sealed underground
Rian: and sans stands in the background making puns and smiling
Liily: share their spaghetti techniques
Pixiemage: Lol, dates Papyrus to help him end up with Papyrus..
Shirokaze2012_: and I thought the selfcest in CPAU was bad
Shirokaze2012_: *amazing.
Pixiemage: "Howdy I'm Papyrus! Papyrus the Papyrus! In this world, it's Papyrus! And some smiley trashbag named Sans..."
Shirokaze2012_: I mean I heard of the all papyrus au before...so I dont think we're 100% original over here
Liily: this is literally the first thing im posting
Shirokaze2012_: I'm still recovering from Potatotale
