#hilarity

[ed3lvveiss]

what if instead of "X" it was called "Hitlr" and instead of being run by Elon Musk it was run by........wait this joke wont work

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Sean made a tweet about having five cheeses in the fridge, and the Europeans found him. It is fascinating. One person joked it was only different types of cheddar (what's with the cheddar hate) and the rest are talking about "flavorless vacuum sealed cheese blocks" (what???) and accusing him of only keep spray cheese (first of all, no, but also, IN THE FRIDGE????)

It's sliced cheddar, havarti, and swiss, a wedge of parmesan, and American slices if you're curious.

But yeah, Europeans are funny about this. Do you not get cheese blocks in parts of Europe? Is it not sold that way? I think that's the one I'm stuck on the most. I thought this:

was a pretty common way to package cheese, but again, I'm in the US and don't pretend to know everything about anyone else's cheese set up.

Anyway, I looked at Wal-Mart's website today to see exactly how many cheese styles are available to order, and I have come up with the following list:

cubes

slices

blocks

bricks

shredded

string

crumbled

grated

liquid

aerosoled

curds

spreadable

regular wheels

tiny wheels

with fruit on the lid for mixing

cream

small bags of goo

large bags of goo

cracker-sized

Also, I cannot stress enough that what is available at the Wal-Mart is the level of entry for cheese options. I can get cheese at the gas station. I can get it from fancier grocery stores. I can get it from a local dairy. I can get it from a fancy cheese shop.

[princesslaiah]

I truly love this film so MuCh —still

We can have this whole block lit up! 😆 Gets me EVERYtime.

You gon haunt me?…a little hippity-hop. 😆 

Jemeel. Wtfru doing?! 😆 

So clean but dirty cuz it’s vintage. 😆 

So many scenes give me life. My favorite is the check cashing establishment. The clerk. Omg she’s the best and that whole encounter was disrespectful and hilarious. 👩🏻‍🍳😚 

I saw the first time on stream (unfortunately) on 18 April 2025, then proceeded to watch it about every other day for a month. That’s never happened before. In español, too, since I’m learning it. I’ll say the other film I’ve watched and thoroughly enjoyed is Clueless.

[unsettlingthings]

Bouncing pink men.

Bouncing pink men.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Someone just reblogged my Target dupe bag with the tag "I hate foundation crochet with a burning passion, so I am going to start with 64 foundation double crochet"

And I LOVE THAT SO MUCH. I fucking HATE foundation stitches like that (I lose count so easily), but yeah, you can totally do it like that.

Top notch hatred and adjustment, reblogger. I salute you.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

New favorite closed caption

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Sean has informed me the IDF is handling another fuckhead flotilla by playing "Oops I Did it Again" in the direction of the fuckheads, and I am delighted.

You gotta make your own fun with fuckheads.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

You give them: Money They give you: Yarn and Cancer

totally a fair deal, wdym /j

I mean, at least I can make a bunch of chemo caps that look like dicks and boobs. That's something.