#utterly amazing

[rotting-ink]

OLL has reactivated my latent bisexuality, the era of defaulting to all women is over because now I can't decide which gender they're hotter as. Just going to have to play multiple times and randomize them each time because every dynamic fucks hard.

.. It's insane to say but that's the second time someone has had a bisexual meltdown over OLL to me. Holy shit.

[thebean394]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Harry Potter & Voldemort, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Neville Longbottom & Tom Riddle, Neville Longbottom & Voldemort, Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Neville Longbottom, Narcissa Black Malfoy Additional Tags: Parent Voldemort (Harry Potter), Parent Tom Riddle, Sane Tom Riddle, ish, Tom Riddle Raises Harry Potter, also Neville, two-for-one-kidnapping special, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Tom Riddle is His Own Warning, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternate Universe - Voldemort Wins, this man is in way over his head, thank Merlin for Narcissa Series: Part 1 of Tom Riddle and the Very Useless Prophecy Summary:

In which an abduction becomes an adoption, Narcissa is a Good Aunt, and Voldemort just wants to figure out what this “power he knows not” is supposed to be.

[dammitradar]

my friend was tired of losing drinking competitions to my other friend and wanted to challenge her to an eating competition instead and so he yells at her from across the pub (i shit you not) "hey i know you can drink me under the table, but can you EAT me under the table?" dead silence. best thirty seconds of my life watching him realize what he just said

HOLY SHIT AHSHEGEHRHHRT

[pregnantsecondo]

here’s your daily dose of ✨frog✨

The snorp on this one!!!!

[ambertea]

if anyone’s not watching red nose day it’s definitely worth watching David tennant talking about the car theyre giving away

[princessbigf00t]

LIAM FUCKING O'BRIEN

[andrebearakovsky]

Hey did I mention that this photo melted my heart

[pregnantsecondo]

I like to imagine that medic is mercy's father. She took the angel aesthetic to spite him but she is actually quite conflicted about him because while he was a really good father and taught her all she knows about medicine he also watched the human centipede once and thought it was a fun afternoon activity to recreate that. He grew her in a lab, of course, and she is more like him than she likes to admit

Who are you and why are you an absolute genius.