#uu!clown

[densityv]

rot in hell with you

unstable universe | clown & ferre | teen and up audiences | relationship study | 1.5k words

“Come on, Clown,” Ferre says, holding his hands out to the side, bare of any weapons. “You’re not gonna ban me.” Clown says, “You know taunting me will just make me want to do it more.” “You’re no fun,” Ferre pouts. “At least get angry at me. At least shout, man. You’re just gonna execute me without a good fight? Who even are you anymore.” “You want to fight, Ferre?” Clown does begin to raise his voice then. With that, Ferre knows he’s got him. // After Ferre gets taken hostage by Parrot, Theo, and Flame, Clown considers getting rid of his final weakness. Ferre isn't worried.

[deadliestjester]

By the way, Clown, if you send any of your minions after me I won’t be holding back. I will ban them.

-@voidcrownoftheend

Awe, Minute, you couldn't kill them if you tried your hardest ^^ if I wanted you dead, I wouldn't need them. Just myself!

[axoloots]

jesterpenetrate

[deadliestjester]

I wonder how many nickels I'd have if I had one for every time I pissed someone off and got away with it alive ^^

[deadliestjester]

there is an invisible player, clad in netherite, who nervously walks up to you. they first drop a bag of caramel discs into your hands, before placing down a sign. they work hastily to engrave their message into it but you can tell they're a newbie with the way the gauntlets shake and tremble.

"I have been instructed to give that to you," the sign reads. "And this is a dela delivery service"

"Can't return unless you want me to, and my boss also gave an instruction to you"

the figure fumbles.

"I'm sorry can I just speak it out loud don't tell my boss I'll be really really quiet"

And he pauses, looking at the figure - his head tilts just a little. His hand curls around the bag of candies, looking towards them, then the sign.

"Don't speak." He shakes his head. "I don't know what Ash would do to you." Who else would know about his favorite candy? Who else would send someone invisible and in netherite? A wannabe, perhaps, but nobody would really be that dumb. Mimicking Ashswag.

"Go ahead. What does he want from me?"