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Uxio: Hey kids! I know you're struggling right now, but I'm here to tell you that everything gets worse forever.

I found this in my drafts from a WHILE ago and while I have no memory even making this, but it needs to be shown to the world

Y’know,,,in Episode 28, Uxio really could have just arrested Felix right there and then for hecking assaulting Rafael the way he did-

Actually wait I’m betting the reason he didn’t is cause he’s too scared of Arhiel 🙃

Uxio: Did you find the perp?

Jessica: He used VPN software, we can't track his IP.

Uxio: In English, god dammit!

Jessica: ...We can't find his computer-

Uxio: In SPANISH, god dammit!

Jessica: ...No podemos encontrar su computadora-

Uxio: IN MORSE CODE!!

Jessica: .-- . / -.-. .- -. .----. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / .... .. ... / -.-. --- -- .--. ..- - . .-.

Uxio: Okay everyone, if you have any suggestions they are free to go in the suggestion box.

Kris: Boss, that's a trash can.

Uxio: Exactly.

Uxio, over a walkie talkie: Kris! Did you take care of that kid yet?

Uxio: Beanpole??

Uxio:

Uxio: ...Uh, Cody?

Cody: Speaking.

Uxio: *tosses walkie-talkie to the ground*

Uxio: I have an army!

David: Yeah? Well we have Cody and that’s basically the same thing.

Kris: What should I get Beanpole for his birthday?

Uxio: Medication.

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