#v&e yapping

[ednven]

HELLO. U R INVITED TO OUR WEDDING. PLZ TELL US IF U WANT 2 ATTEND AND WE WILL SEND U THE INFORMATIONZ. WE R MAKING INVITEZ. THX

[ednven]

HELLO PPL OF THE INTERWEBS. EDDIE SAYS WE ARE ALLOWED TO INTRODUCE OURSELF NOW (THANKS 2 A KEWL LADY)

WE ARE VENOM.

WE ARE ALSO RUNNING THIS BLOG, JUST BETTER AND AWESOMER THAN EDDIE.

WE WILL EAT U IF YOU TELL THE FBI ABOUT US.

THX U OK BYE

[ednven]

FOUND RAT IN WALLZ. WE HAVE A PET NOW. PLEASE GIV NAME SUGGESTION

[ednven]

VENOM WHY ARE YOU UPSET?! Is Eddie being mean?

- @crimsonknightly

EDDIE DOES NOT WANT 2 MARRY US :(

[ednven]

WE ARE HUNGRY. LOOKING 4 ARKHAM ASYLUM. PLZ SEND DIRECTIONS

[ednven]

GUD MORNING PPL. HOW 2 PUT OUT FIRE W/O HOST NOTICING?

[ednven]

HERE IZ THE INVITE!! 4 EVERY1 ELSE WHO WANTS 1 PLZ TELL ME. WE R FIGURING OUT DATEZ BC APPARENTLY THERE IZ STUFF HAPPENING. BUT U R ALL WELCOME!!

[ednven]

WE R GOING 2 BED WE HAVE MADE INVITES BUT WILL WAIT 2 SEND THEM OUT IN CASE ANY1 IS ASLEEP AND SEES THE ANNOUNCEMENT TMRW. GN TY 4 UR SUPPORTZ

(ooc daily event summary under the cut!)

• Eddie checked if anyone died this morning, may have accidentally led to Hal being offended. To their knowledge, no one is dead.

• Eddie & Venom discovered that Echo has a similar diet to them and behave like proud parents.

• Venom is basically told Eddie has commitment issues. Venom thinks this is stupid and looks for ways that humans commit to each other.

• Eddie discovers Venom’s search history. Venom seems to have decided marriage is the best way to show human commitment.

• Eddie doesn’t believe Venom understands the romantic context of their actions. People try to convince him he’s lovable, and he goes radio silent.

• Venom thinks Eddie doesn’t love him because he’s shutting their marriage down. He is encouraged by Redwing and Newtania to purchase a wedding ring.

• Venom arranges an entire wedding without asking Eddie. Lucifer is named the officiant, Deadpool is the best man, Redwing is the maid of honor, and Echo is the flower boy.

• Anyone is welcome to attend and/or ask to be a bridesmaid or groomsman, just ask to RSVP!