#v:vdovayastreb

[oncerussian]

"Have you seen my shirt?"

Domestic(ish) Sentence Starters

"I may or may not be wearing it," she called from the kitchen, smirking to herself as she cooked an omelette for him.

http://oncerussian.tumblr.com/post/92384727410/domestic-ish-sentences

[oncerussian]

cxgnitiverecxlibration

"Yastreb, how long has it been since we honest to God relaxed?" Natasha suddenly blurted out while cleaning her guns, pausing for a moment to glance up at her partner. "Or had a day to ourselves? It's been far too long, don't you think?"

[oncerussian]

"I’m in love with you."

Send "I’m in love with you." to see how my muse reacts.

"Good. Glad to know you reciprocate my feelings, Yastreb."

[oncerussian]

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text]: I didn't say there was anything wrong with it.

[text]:I was a bit angry because I couldn't sleep, but apart from that, it was fine.

[oncerussian]

Natalia Alianovna Romanova!

Call my muse by their full name and see how they react!

"…Clinton Francis Barton. Did I do something?"

[oncerussian]

/all of the text symbols/

Send ✆ for a morning text

[text: мой ястреб]: Morning, Yastreb. Bringing you your favorite muffin.

Send ♔ for an angry text

[text: мой ястреб]: Barton, what the fuck was that out there?! Don't tell me that almost fucking falling off the roof just to go after our mark was a good idea.

Send  ♠ for a drunk text

[text: мой ястреб]: i luv ur scruffy hair.

Send ☏ for a vague text

[text: мой ястреб]: Plaza Hotel, 1630.

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[text: мой ястреб]: Clint...bozhe moy, please be okay...I'm on my way.

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[text: мой ястреб]: I think I reopened my stitches, don't tell Clint.

[text: мой ястреб]: Shit.

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

[text: мой ястреб]: I don't ever deserve you.

Send ✺for a saucy text

[text: мой ястреб]: Let's just say that your hoodie is the only thing I'm wearing right now.

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

[text: мой ястреб]: What would I possibly do without you, Clint...? You're the only thing that keeps me together and sane...I can't imagine myself without you. I love you. Ever since you brought me home.

Send ☠ for misguided advice

[text: мой ястреб]: You go for the jugular.

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[text: unknown]: my phone was broken and i only have 2 minutes so just know i love you okay? dont know if i'll make it back

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[text: мой ястреб]: You beat me this time at sparring. Congratulations, Yastreb.

[text: мой ястреб]: Doesn't mean I won't get you next time, though. ;)

[oncerussian]

Smooch!

Send “Smooch!” for a reaction to my muse suddenly being kissed by yours.

His lips on hers were what had silenced her from going on about their newest mission. She’d been taken aback, obviously not expecting that so instantly. Yet, who was she to complain, right? She pulled him closer to her, returning the kiss quite eagerly.

[oncerussian]

✐ (ignore the last one xD)

➐ a love poem

Roses are red,

and so is my ledger,

yet no matter what,

I'll love you forever.